The new "One Up Me" humor thread.

[phalynx]

Rules:

1.  Try to be funny.... Glenn, this rule is for you....  
2.  Puns ARE intended
3.  You may leap from any last stated observation, joke, etc.. to another joke as long as you use it as a segway.  i.e. A joke about Glenn's McKitty's could generate a joke about someone else's cat.
4.  Try to have fun
5.  Make sure you "One Up" the last joke...
6.  Coffee and other drinks sprayed at your monitor due to laughter should be wiped up promptly.
7.  Be a champion of a "one liner"
8.  If this thread fails, it's most likely Glenn's fault.

I'll start from Glenn's Kitty Morsel's posts on my thread and we can try to go from there.

Glenn's dogs can dig up small kitty presents in the yard and make them "disappear" in no time:

I wonder if his dogs are named Apu, #2, and Call of Duty?

[Alasdair]

A kitty good idea which may have catastrophic results! I'll enjoy seeing people try to get one rover each other ...
(alright it might not get you howling but at least I tried..)

[Phssthpok]

Wouldn't that be 'the call of doody'?

[phalynx]

No no,, this was good.  I'll need to take this back to my Lab and work with the puns.  I am not a doctor, but I do play one on TV.  It makes me quite the Husky conversationalist.  Perhaps we can merge this thread with the gardening thread and discuss Collie flower...

[phalynx]

Wouldn't that be 'the call of doody'?

I guess if doody calls....  Glenn's dogs will be there?  And where is Glenn?  Shouldn't he be doody bound to be here?

[muldoon]

When baking them dog biscuits, be sure to use the collie flour.

[Phssthpok]

Wouldn't that be 'the call of doody'?

I guess if doody calls....  Glenn's dogs will be there?  And where is Glenn?  Shouldn't he be doody bound to be here?

I dunno about you, but when I'm 'doody bound' I'm usually stuck in the 'throne room'.

[Redoverfarm]

Knowing what a conservationist Glenn is and into recycling and everything . It looks as thought he has SPIKE into the recycling as well. Fortuneately the dog is safer following around the cats meow than Glenn's Bow Wow

[phalynx]

Wouldn't that be 'the call of doody'?

I guess if doody calls....  Glenn's dogs will be there?  And where is Glenn?  Shouldn't he be doody bound to be here?

I dunno about you, but when I'm 'doody bound' I'm usually stuck in the 'throne room'.

I prefer to call it "taking the Browns to the superbowl"...

[Alasdair]

What's the superbowel?

[Phssthpok]

The souper-bowel is what happens when you eat too much fruit.

[phalynx]

You mean a vegetarian?  They are called salad-shooters.

[Phssthpok]

What exactly ARE the 'trophy' qualifications for a head of lettuce?

[Alasdair]

Surely the same as all other vegetables - take steroids and play football ...

[phalynx]

I saw a trophy duck once.  Do you think if a group of ducks walk under a low bridge, they would yell out HUMAN!

[Phssthpok]

[phalynx]

That joke really MOOOved me.

[glenn kangiser]

I was working while Phalynx was having his movement....

[phalynx]

You shouldn't have to work at it Glenn.  Maybe if you just rock back and forth.  That might help.  In the immortal almost words of Gandolf, "This shall pass!"

[glenn kangiser]

Sounds as though
you may be a pro
in the methods
and ways to go.....

[phalynx]

yea I may be "the go 2 guy"

[Phssthpok]

AAaaaaand....We've come full circle to being 'doody-bound'.

[gandalfthegrey]

You shouldn't have to work at it Glenn.  Maybe if you just rock back and forth.  That might help.  In the immortal almost words of Gandolf, "This shall pass!"

That sounds a bit like a FRODO ian slip.

Gandolf (Gandalf's evil brother)

[phalynx]

Can you imagine if Dorthy would have said "it looks like were aren't in Kansas anymore Frodo."  The movie that would have made.

[ScottA]

Well now that this topic has drifted to the story of the one ring maybe someone will scrub the toilet.