The new "One Up Me" humor thread.

phalynx · May 29, 2009, 12:45:31 PM

You just had to bring back the toilet humor. This thread may go down the drain if we keep this up.

Homegrown Tomatoes · May 30, 2009, 12:37:17 AM

Yep, I find toilet humor draining. Can't we make fun of politicians instead?

May 30, 2009, 12:41:28 AM

Possibly we should take the plunge and venture into another field..... maybe discuss our desire to be part of the effluent society...

For you , Homey.... Obama walks into the doctors office with a frog stuck to his head.

The Doc says , what seems to be the problem....?

The frog speaks up and says, Doc, Could you remove this wart from my hind end?

phalynx · May 30, 2009, 12:49:21 AM

Alright, Glenn shows up for doody....

Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Obama?

Because he didn't want to be the worst president in history.....

glenn kangiser · May 30, 2009, 01:11:31 AM

Doody- yup --- killed a spammer first thing tonight.

May 31, 2009, 01:09:54 AM

Speaking of Doody how about this ad I found tonight

"ANTIQUE WASH BOWEL ENGLAND 30.00"

Bet a lot of doody passed through that.

phalynx · May 31, 2009, 09:36:04 AM

Maybe that's why the English are so "up-tight".....

John Raabe · May 31, 2009, 10:27:40 AM

Here are three Sunday morning cartoons for our economic enlightenment.

phalynx · May 31, 2009, 09:54:48 PM

I don't know what smells worse, tuna or bailouts.... They both stink to me... I can see why the cats would love the opening of a bailout.