Had to Laugh. New twist.

[Redoverfarm]

I got this E-mail today.  I would say you can trust them because they are from the Goverment.   

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA

Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday:



Attention: Beneficiary,



We bring to your notice that your email address was randomly selected as email address
of scammed victims who are to be compensated that is why we are in contact with you
so take your time to read this informations carefully.


Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of
the United Nations Organization, this ended 3days ago. It is obvious that you have not
received your funds valued at $3.5 Million us dollars due to past corrupt Governmental
Officials who almost held the funds to themselves for their selfish reason and some
individuals who have taken advantage of your funds all in an attempt to swindle your
funds which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt
of your fund.. Your Personal Identification Number is 2911.



ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card of the UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA which you will use to withdraw up to $15,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2017. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to yourlocal bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.


Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire in next two weeks you will only need to pay $280 instead of $480 saving you $200 So if you pay before the end of the given period 2013 you save $200


Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a
fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been incontact with any. Also remember that all you will ever need to pay for is for the ups courier
service delivery of your package which is $280 us dollars only . And we guarantee the receipt
of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of
payment has been confirmed.


Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United Nations, Federal Bureau Of Investigation including tax offices, custom paper and clearance duty services so all you will ever need to pay is $280 which is for the ups courier service delivery of your package. DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $480 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $480 to $280 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!.



DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $480 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $480 to $280 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort! To effect the release of your fund valued at $3.5Million us dollars you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Mr. Ryan Roger with the information below,



BELOW ARE FEW LIST OF TRACKING NUMBERS YOU CAN TRACK FROM (UPS) WEBSITE(WWW.UPS.COM) TO CONFIRM



PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO HAVE RECEIVED THEIR PAYMENT SUCCESSFULLY.

JOHNNY ALMANTE ==============1Z2X59394198080570

GARY METZGER ==============1Z2X59394195952759

GLEN PAPANIKAS ==============1Z2X59394198690947

CAROL R BUCZYNSKI ==============1Z2X59394197862530

KARIMA EMELIA TAYLOR ==============1Z2X59394198591527

LISA LAIRD ==============1Z2X59394196641913

POLLY SHAYKIN ==============1Z2X59394198817702

MOREOVER, THIS IS ANOTHER PEOPLE THAT RECEIVED THEIR PAYMENT THROUGH UPS WEBSITE (WWW.DHL.COM).

RICHARD AUTRY ============== 869713119185

GARY METZGER ============== 871363130860

MARK STUBBS ==============871363116168



To effect the release of your fund valued at $3.5Million us dollars you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the Fbi funds transfer agent Mr.Ryan Roger with the information below,



Mr Ryan Roger

Email: ryanlogdept11@yahoo.co.jp

Telephone: +2348095914562



You are advised to contact him with the information's as stated below:



Your full Name..

Your Address:.....

Home/Cell Phone:........

Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)



Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.



Yours sincerely,

Miss Linda Robison

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535



Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Ryan Roger of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

[Don_P]

As I'm sure you know, all members of the Federal Bureau of Investigation have "Property of Federal Bureau of Investigation" tattooed across their chest. In order to confirm that this is legitimate please provide photo's of the tattoo.

[rick91351]

Yes but John what if it is on the up and up?   

[Woodsrule]

And please to add: all beneficiaries of said program will be entered into an official government lottery to become eligible for Nigerian royalty. Women selected will become princesses and men will become princes, with all respects due to them. Signed, Nolo Mugambante, exchequer of Nigeria.

[Redoverfarm]

Just makes me wonder how many unsuspecting persons actually think this is authentic and contribute to their messages.    

[flyingvan]

I hereby authorize you to take 1000 times the customary amount of $480 out of my $3.5 million to cover said costs.  You may keep any extra part of that $480,000 for yourself.  You deserve it. Just mail me $3 million even and we'll call it good.   The extra $20,000 should be used to fix kids with cleft palates, on the condition that ad won't show up in the magazines for at least a month.

[Huge29]

Being a banker....you would be amazed.  It happens about annually when an old fellar comes in with these scams and gets very upset when we refuse to process their checks from these. People who should know much much better fall for these too.  They then won't admit to it and I saw it end up in a divorce once, clearly there were other things going on, but losing $10k didn't help.  It takes all forms of different scams.  One was a sheriff's office employee who was buying those Walmart flex cards or whatever they are called, what a shame and completely untrackable.  They just get so greedy that all common sense is thrown out the window. 

[Woodsrule]

To steal a funny line from a classic movie "If God didn't want them to be fleeced, He wouldn't have made them sheep." Greed has a funny way of turning folks with common sense into folks with no common sense.

[rick91351]

Ya but guys come on it is from the UN .....      And the FBI what more proof do you need.  Come on.....  By the way I have been doing this sweet deal on 1938 German War Bonds - they have been laying in a safe since then and gathering dust and interest.  Us being US citizens have first right because of the lottery between Russia, Britain and the USA.  I am so surprised you have not all gotten your e-mails from Attorney General Holder.  Check your spam and trash folder that is where I found  mine.  Just luck I guess.... I bet you wont see me here much longer - private jet and all you know....