OK ...I have lost my mind, so what else is new. I need your imagination

[peternap]

I am fed up with a lot of politicians in this state.

Zeus and I discussed him running as a write in for one and maybe, several offices. Neither of us care if it is allowed, a write in is a write in...and yes, I've always been a little colorful

It's time to come up with a few campaign slogans and we need your help.

Since most of you are almost as :Colorful" as I am, hopefully you can come up with a few.

A couple I thought of are:

Vote for Zeus and I'll set you loose.

I'll take a BITE out of the budget

When MY constituents say sit....I damn well SIT

Thanks!

[MountainDon]

[apaknad]

we need a GREAT leader

PAWS before pulling that voting booth lever

for too long our political situation has been THE TAIL WAGGING THE DOG

put a marker on every bush "VOTE FOR ZEUS"

FOUR LEGS ARE BETTER THAN TWO

[Redoverfarm]

Since Goverment has went to the dogs it's only fitting that one be in office.

If elected I will take a bite out of crime.

I'm Doggone better that what we've had.

[StinkerBell]

"I wont pee on your leg and tell you it is raining out, like my opponents"

[considerations]

No matter what - vote!
Zeus ate my mail in ballot. 
I had to follow that rascal around for 3 days....but by George, I voted! 

[Pox Eclipse]

"Don't vote for anyone who won't let you smell his butt first!"

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