A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice the Lord  said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required for reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand  women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly  happy."

The Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?

Hello, Countryplans Therapy operator, Chris -- is that you? :-?

I know Chris.

If a man walks out in the forest and speaks -- and there is no woman there to hear him,

Is he STILL WRONG?  :-?:-/