A new threat.. Bush's nanobots...

[NM_Shooter]

Get your foil hats out campers!

Heard a rumor today that over the last 7 years, we have all be implanted with nano-bots which were secretly approved by Bush's administration in bed with FDA and the drug companies and food distribution giants.

Apparently, we were initially to be infected with nanobots which were inserted during routine injections for immunizations and IV procedures.  These nano bots were to be used for monitoring and control purposes.  They do have the capability of lethal capability if required. 

The deployment proved to be problematic, in that not enough key individuals (eg healthy adults) were being "treated".  So phase 2 included distribution in food.  Primarily peanut butter, ketchup, mayonaise, and other foods that are not heated.  Estimates now indicate a 98%   US population exposure.   

[MountainDon]

 

[sparks]

They are also in toothpaste; flouride makes a good chemical host. 




sparks

[Sonoran]

Hmmm....If this is true, I wonder why we were dropping bombs on Iraq instead of condiments.

[muldoon]

my bs meter is going off on this one ...   

[John_C]

They're not nanobots, they are midi-chlorians.  It's an attempt to breed a race of Jedi super soldiers.

The farce be with you.

[StinkerBell]

This might explain the constipation.

[MountainDon]

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/02/08/ft.nanobots/index.html

[glenn kangiser]

hmm - this was the exact theme of a game I played on the computer about 12 years ago -- I can't exactly remember the name of it....

Great to see you slipping on the tin hat, Frank   Now I won't fee so all alone....