Fauxtos

[Gary O]

Anyone besides me enjoy grabbing photos and making yer own caps in frames?

Not sure how kosher it is here.
I made a few....hundred.....

This one isn't framed just yet

Roosters are so debonair......



admin....that delete button w/be good if this is deemed inappropriate.....no harm, no fowl

[firefox]

"no fowl" go to your room Gary!

It's ok, just make sure its ok for kids to see. This is
a family forum.
Bruce

[Gary O]

Well that's great, 'cause this 62 yr old kid wouldn't have it any other way.

I've had lotsa fun grabbing pix and adding my own captions to frames.
I'm sure people have seen some of these on the web, but not with my twisted renditions.
Maybe these w/be found entertaining.

I hope this ain't too risqué..........


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[peternap]

Fixed it for ya. Think of the Children

[Gary O]

OHHHHH!
Missed the details
Thanks man

might as well post another while I'm here...........

for the kiddies

[Gary O]

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[Gary O]

Bears are such great subjects


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[astidham]

LMAO!!
I love these!!

[Gary O]

Note to self: There's more than one of me
Well, let's celebrate with a fauxto (heck-in-a-hand) basket toast
ROTSA!

[Gary O]

fauxto of the day

[rick91351]

Headlines from the late news...  Sadly it was been reported by a international animal rights tour group, the World Society for the Protection of Animals.   That our local President the much beloved Harriet Baxter went missing yesterday.  The tour reported last seeing her confronting a man leading a hyena.  They said Harriet boldly approached the man swing her umbrella and pointing it at him and demanding he unchain this noble creature and loose it.  The man shrugged his shoulders and promptly did.  Matter if milliseconds Ms Baxter disappeared into a village alley with the now loosed hyena in pursuit.  The search will continue today provided the now loose hyena can be captured or killed.  It is reported by locals that the man and the hyena both are "Just crazier than hell."  Local police feel  both are likely effected by a  combination of evil spirits, strong drink, voodoo and love to howl at the moon now and then.           

[Gary O]

Headlines from the late news...        

Now that's a news clip!
Rick, per chance, is it in direct relation to the photo, or just a great find of a related subject?

[rick91351]

Lets say I did not find it on Drudge.  It just sort of spoke to me.....  Sort of Far Side-ien. 

I most likely will write on your other thread a true-ism about your ocean going kayak Fauxto ....  It was one of those Cannery Row -  Steinbeck moments us writers have from time to time.... Up the Canadian Inland Passage at Bella Bella the ferry ...... 

[firefox]

What really confuses me is the beautiful very heavy chain followed
by the ratty home made rope.
Bruce
PS: Nice story addition Rick!

[Gary O]

Aw, man!
I love it!!!!
Ya got me hooked, Rick.
I crave this kinda stuff.
Seems most think they need to read actual true happenings, and get a tad anal over great imagination, truth mixed with (well) enhancements....

So, you are a writer...anything out there on the racks?

'This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship'.......izzat a plane to Lisbon?

.......There are some wonderful minds at this sight

[firefox]

I'd say, yours is quite spectacular too Gary...mind, that is.
Bruce

[Gary O]

Well, shucks, Bruce, your not so bad yerself....
Truth, there is nothing more stimulating to me than reading fresh off the keyboard stuff...things not proofed or edited....or re-thought.....mind farts....mental enemas.....whether the day's happening, or an ancient recollection....or an inspired penning fostered by a picture....actually, the latter takes true true talent...and I love it!

[Gary O]

of course pets are great subject matter
dogs being quite the posers
this one caught my eye for Thanksgiving leftover results

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[Gary O]

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[Gary O]

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[Gary O]

fauxto of the day #2 (slow day)

[Gary O]

Really slow day

fauxto "Basket".....trying to get thru mid-week drudge



Working dogs and other breeds you may have never heard of

when dogs go to work



Onetime secret military weapon now on the market (for protection of remote controls usually misplaced by visiting grand kids, etc);



This breed had a distinct OCD/psychosis that was a major contributor to it's extinction:


A little known fact; Aliens from the Dog Star arrived here first.



Dogs gone wild;


One time secret weapon of the FBI:


This breed became a major marketing tool of plastic bag companies;


The ultimate demise of most of these rare breeds;

[Gary O]

Well, hope this day is a breeze for y'all

fauxto of the day

[Gary O]

I have s-o-o-o-o many creations, and sometimes its hard to select ones appropriate for the kiddies... cause I've dealt with low associates in high places for a tad too long, and my mind has trouble defining good, bad, ugly these days (Emails recvd of things unimaginable......course I had to open 'em.....and that forward button just jumps out at ya........).
Used to be I could depend on my ethical toe feeling over the edge. Now it seems I'm hangin' off the cliff by my moral fingertips, guess I need to sort..., so need a little help here.
Not sure if this is too risqué or not

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And if Ethel's Octane rating don't make the grade

Other fauxto of the day

[Gary O]

one more...gonna be gone for awhile

Friday's fauxto