This ain't funny

[peternap]

I'm five feet ten inches tall. I know that because my drivers license says so. My last physical (Which was a long time ago) says so. Everything says so.

I never look in a full length mirror. I suppose we have one but I have no idea where.

Well, I stopped at Eddie Bauer yesterday because Jane gave me a baby blue shirt to wear to a shoot and I hate baby blue shirts. I bought a respectable navy blue shirt and went in the changing room to put it on.

They had three full length mirrors. I honestly didn't recognize that short little old man in the mirror. I guess I'm lucky I didn't shoot the mirror thinking it was a pervert.

When I got home, I backed up to a wall and made a mark. Damned if I haven't shrunk to 5.8 >

What next?

[Redoverfarm]

Don't feel too depressed Peter.  It is a known fact that with age and gravity that you will decrease in heigth. 

[flyingvan]

All you need is shorter friends and bigger clothes.  Don't feel bad--my mirror never gets it right either.  It needs an adjustment knob like the scale has.  I know I weigh 192, so I stand on the scale and adjust it until it says 192.

[NM_Shooter]

I'm not losing hair. 

My ballistic coefficient is improving.

[Gary O]

Huh, do you happen to still have a hind end?
Mine moved upstairs to my lower back.
Makes it difficult to keep the pants up.

Nuthin' left down below but a six inch line and a tuft of hair....or so I've been told.

Yeah, those circus mirrors at the store......sideways is rather disturbing..........

[glenn kangiser]

Think I found your picture, Gary... just going from your description... that is you isn't it? 

[Gary O]

Well, I don't have near the cleavage, but that hind end does look familiar.
(note to self: frequent Glenn's underground thread more often...seems his memory has failed him some)

[Redoverfarm]

Yeah Gary sort of makes you wonder.  Is it coming or going. 

[Gary O]

Yeah, seems good fauxto material somehow.
Looks to be photo shopped in some kinda role (roll?) reversal.
Good inspirational pic for the diet incentive deficient club, of which I'm not only a member........

And that apple fritter sitting in the lunch room has now lost it's appeal.
I do believe Glenn has done his job.

[glenn kangiser]

[muldoon]

Yeah, seems good fauxto material somehow.

back boobs are good for slow dancing.