Are you a Crusty Old Fart?

[MountainDon]

If so, and you take pride in your status, you belong right here!!



with friend...



incognito...

[bayview]

   I don't know . . .  Looks like you are in pretty good shape . . . First time I think I have seen you without a hat!  "Who is that gentleman"?  

  I don't think that I am crusty.  But I sure am feeling older.  I would "spring" out of bed in the morning when I was younger.  Now it takes a good 5 or 10 minutes to stretch the old bones before getting up.  Mostly shoulders and feet . . .

  One nice thing about getting older though. . . I don't take life as seriously.  


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[poppy]

From one old fart to another:



Me and my youngest grandchild.




The crusty old tractor (my dad's) is younger than I am.




The old fart can even clean up when the whole family is present. (sorry about the red eye; not my camera)

[RainDog]

You've gotta drop little sayings into conversation at every opportunity like "It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle", "The young at heart never grow old", and "You're only as old as you feel".

Y'all old folks love to say crap like that, huh?

 

[StinkerBell]

I would love to post my pic, but I know it makes glenn stumble.

[Windpower]

ummmm

not   crusty

[glenn kangiser]

Please, Stinky......puuuullllleeeeeeze............ post it.......



I'm so cute, I don't know if I would fit in here-- and I don't have a good picture......




Since Stinky is going to post one of herself , I guess I will join in....    


I had to take a fresh one though with my webcam..... careful there, Stink, don't get too excited ....









Raindog, I say things like, "She smashed her finger and was hopping around like a fart in a skillet..." 

[glenn kangiser]

Come to think of it, I had a friend who told me....

"If my dog looked like you, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards."    [ouch]

[Whitlock]

 What the @#$%^& Glammer shots of Glenn YOU ARE LOSSING IT!!!!!!!Wake UP!!!!!!

You need to inhail some Hoppies #9 as soon as possable Heck maybe drinking some might work better for as far as you have gone

[glenn kangiser]

Dang --- is it that good? 

.... and it only took about 10 seconds with this new computer - you know - the one with the camera - the one the FBI, CIA and NSA can turn on when I'm nekkid?        

[StinkerBell]

I can't find it! It's for the best anyways...My beauty maybe fatal for some....

[Fred_47460]

incognito...




PLEASE....put the hat back on!! 

[MushCreek]

I don't know if I'm a crusty old fart yet, but I'm workin' at it! I hope to live long enough to reach 'curmudgeon'.

[MountainDon]

Yep, Curmudgeon is the next level.   

[RainDog]

Buncha damn beardos, ya'll are.

 

What's up with that?

[MushCreek]

That's a mild beard. At home, I keep it shorter; when I'm up in the country, I let it grow. I'm thinking about letting it grow the whole time I'm building my house. At the rate I get things done, I could be a stunt double for ZZ Top!

[ScottA]

You guys are way crustier than me.

[StinkerBell]

[glenn kangiser]

Umm, Fred, that's why I left my hat on..

MushCreek, it'll get there soon 

RainDog, we have to project that rugged, tough look, [ouch]

Scott, I think you fit right in ..  

Wait.... what's this.....

Hang on, guys.... I'm headed for ER.......  

Stinky, my dear, you should have warned me......

Just a minute ago you said you couldn't find it and now I scroll down and this pops up in front of me  ... bigger than life.......  

Obviously an off topic picture,  but then us old crusty guys do enjoy the beauties....

[Homegrown Tomatoes]

I think I'm somewhere between spring chicken and crusty old fart.

[poppy]

We could have another contest with Stinky's pic.  GIVE US THIS DAY ______________  Fill in the blank. 

[glenn kangiser]

I think I'm somewhere between spring chicken and crusty old fart.

So you putting up a picture?  I think it would be in order.... kids will make you old fast..

[muldoon]

I'm not really that old...  but I do get grouchy, does that count?

these were taken around christmas


i should note that the trip to colorado was to visit my wifes family.  She is from central america, and the custom there is to open presents at midnight christmas eve.  were both a little sleepy eyed here. 

[glenn kangiser]

Beauty, muldoon, but I don't know if I'd like to meet the three in the top pix in a dark alley - they look pretty tough-- just below crusty.....