Fauxtos

[Gary O]

fauxto of the day

[Gary O]

fauxto of the evening

[carroll]

purple people  planter eater!  Hee, hee!

[rick91351]

Purple Grape Ape

[Gary O]

suuuure, fixate on the color of the planter............
Tough crowd

OK, I'll stay with the great apes (or Grape Apes) for a bit
Gee, wonder what y'all'll fixate on now

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[rick91351]

Simple, Preparation H commercial with Johnny Cash singing Ring of Fire.  I know Gary  I know Ellen is going take the computer away again.  But Ellen, Gary made me......

[firefox]

Ellen, don't be to hard on Rick.  Gary really is a bad effluence on all of us.
Sorry Gary, I couldn't help my self.
Bruce

[Gary O]

Ellen/Robbie!
Don't be influenced!
These hooligans need to be in their rooms!
As for me, I'll just rest a bit from where they tossed me after they got home from school.....

[firefox]

Hey Gary, can you come and work on my truck after you get up from your nap?
Bruce

[Gary O]

Well, I guess my 'thrown under the short bus' theme went by the wayside...........so, I'll play along.....no Bruce,
1) Naps are sacred, and
2) I have yet to find the correct end of a combination wrench

So let's move on
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[rick91351]

Ellen/Robbie!
Don't be influenced!
These hooligans need to be in their rooms!
As for me, I'll just rest a bit from where they tossed me after they got home from school.....

Well, I guess my 'thrown under the short bus' theme went by the wayside...........so, I'll play along.....no Bruce,
1) Naps are sacred, and
2) I have yet to find the correct end of a combination wrench


Pretty hard for me to pick it up and run with it when I'm doing a time out....................   Oh Oh here she comes..........

[firefox]

It's ok Gary, I got the part about you being thrown under the bus, but you looked so comfortable under there, and seemingly quite at home.
Bruce

[Gary O]

 Thought you did
However, I live under the bus.
I used to just throw myself under there 20 yrs ago, during fun planning meetings, in my tiny microcosm of a corporate world.
Now I have sense enough just to stay there.
However, these days of tenure I do my best to invite company.
Young people are so easy it's not even fun.

(Glad to see Ellen is still runnin' herd on the Rickster)

[Gary O]

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[Gary O]

fauxto of the day (a busy day)

[Gary O]

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[Sassy]

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That looks just like Spike only he wouldn't be cleaning up after himself   

Glad you are being diligent in your job, GaryO, I needs these laughs - you've been especially on target lately 

[Gary O]

Well, glad to know it's working for ya, Sassy.
Seems I'm runnin' out of immediate finds of web pix, but will get busy with it again.....my mind has been mush lately...not that I've been thinking too hard or anything, just a mental clog.

Yeah, our dog, Schotzy, actually would clean up after herself, but didn't need the tools...did keep the dog food bill low though.
Her burps weren't very becoming, however.

[Gary O]

Well, I've found a sight that has some great great talent, so after the next 2-3 self-made caps/frames from web pix, I'm just gonna forward what I like, and hope you guys do too.
Here's one of the last of mine for awhile.

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[Gary O]

Well, turns out, that new site I found is a bit lame (children, 19-20 something)
I don't think my mind could deal with another PTSD from youthful prima donnas (foraged thru their forum), as I still have an unhealed fissure in my cerebral cortex from dealing with a gaggle of smarty (training) pants engineers.......

Funny, give a fresh sharp witted technical mind a morsel of credence and next thing ya know they are all condescending and full of profound instruction. I just wanna reach out and touch 'em, sometimes.

........and they rejected my stuff.....format mongering poop stains anyway........
I will forward some of their stuff from time to time however, cause it's pretty darn good.

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[Gary O]

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[Gary O]

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[Gary O]

So, I'm gonna be on a chicken theme for the next 6-8 frames, some lame, some I think pretty good.
I'll start with the lame ones
Note, I've changed my font to Times New Roman just like the pros (but not on this one.......or the next one) since they dictate the use of it for acceptance into their little paper realm

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[Gary O]

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[Gary O]

Next few w/be in the 'why'd the chicken cross the road' theme, not very happy with this one, but they'll get better (I think)


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