Heaven is a stick bow

Started by peternap, May 27, 2009, 07:22:41 AM

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peternap

I think I have an idea what heaven may be like now.

Only stick bows are allowed. No worries about torquing or arrow spline or drop down rests, bad pulleys or overdraws.

Diesel trucks only have Lister engines. NO ICT's or ECT's or PCM's. No OPS or turbo boost solenoids or VAC's.

Houses only have basics. No need for rigid insulation or snow loads or beam sizing. One size wire fits all and shingles last an eternity.

Trailers don't have brakes or bearings or hubs or special tires and there's no inspection.  Lights are standard color code and grease comes out of white robes.

[waiting]
These here is God's finest scupturings! And there ain't no laws for the brave ones! And there ain't no asylums for the crazy ones! And there ain't no churches, except for this right here!

phalynx

How about engines that don't need their oil changed, brake pads that never wear out, and you don't ever need a door mat to wipe your feet?