If the mainstream media reported on your day at the range...

[flatdarkmars]

They might write something like this:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/deranged-gunman-opens-fire-on-shooting-range,17468/

[bayview]

Re: If the mainstream media reported on your day at the range...

   My day at the range would be pretty uneventful.   

   Of course, someone will yell "if we had gun control, none of this would have happened".

   I hope that your not "grouping" us all together because of this isolated incident. . .

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[JavaMan]

Um ... it's "The Onion" ...