Obama discusses his stimulus plan

[peternap]

Exactly why do you think the price of pork bellies is going to keep going down, Mr. President?

Okay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "SELL! SELL!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there right now, I can feel it.

[ScottA]

Invest in voldka and shotgun shells.








Disclaimer: This should not be considered investment advice however you may benifit from using common sence.

Disclosure: ScottA did not own any shares of the companies mentioned in the above artical.

[wildbil]

"Trading Places" -Eddie Murphy                ^ the quote above

[diyfrank]

Funny stuff