How to escape the police (not)

[John_C]

  Almost posted it in humor.

LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.

The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.

Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.

Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas.

[MountainDon]

So maybe it's a goat sending me those emails and not a Prince?   

[John_C]

Nah,  the goat can' type. The cloven hooves are a problem with most keyboards.

Next time you are having curried goat at an Indian restaurant... you might be a cannibal.

[StinkerBell]

Thats the proper use of the escape goat rule.

[glenn kangiser]

Oh...that was baaaa b...b..baaaaaaad...., , Stink. 

[Pox Eclipse]

Greetings & Salutations!!

My name is Mahamaa'aad Daa'aahbDoub, and I am seeking your confidential assistance.  I was formerly a successful vehicle broker in the nation of Nigeria, and due to my changing circumstances, I must leave the country.  I have considerable funds in accounts in the Bank of Nigeria, which I unfortunately cannot withdraw because I can no longer hold a pen.

Please reply immediately if I can trust you to help me export my considerable savings, and keep a handsome commission for your trouble.

Yours Faithfully,

M. Daa'aahbdoub

[firefox]

I think she needs a Pen Pal....
Bruce

[NM_Shooter]

Eeeeeee.... ~Cabrones!