Now this really stinks!

[peternap]

I just don't have the words to express my opinion about this!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,427365,00.html

West Virginia Man Charged with Assaulting an Officer

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

  
South Charleston Police Department

Jose Cruz

A man arrested for driving under the influence in West Virginia got himself into a lot more trouble later at the police station.

Jose Cruz was pulled over Monday night on Route 60 in South Charleston for driving with his headlights off. He was subsequently arrested after failing a series of sobriety tests, according to WSAZ TV in Charleston.

During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor.

The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction, WSAZ reported.

[Homegrown Tomatoes]

Hey, sometimes that almost qualifies as assault.  Worse yet if he did it in the police car!

[StinkerBell]

As if someone can control a fart.

[peternap]

My wife claims I can....and not to brag, I can.
Elevators are my favorite targets!

[Sassy]

My wife claims I can....and not to brag, I can.
Elevators are my favorite targets!

I tell Glenn the same thing but he says "it's unhealthy"   

[StinkerBell]

My wife claims I can....and not to brag, I can.
Elevators are my favorite targets!

Lucky you, for me the tend to sneak up and make their escape at the worse possible time.

[sparks]

I usually blame it on the dog............



Had an uncle that liked to do the 'pull my finger' gag. No pun intended.