The FBI saves the day and I'm rich now

[peternap]

Does anyone ever fall for this?
I think I'll send a copy to the FBI and ask if I can pick my money up in cash at the local office.

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC



Dear Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $850,000.00 due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2015. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.

Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via FedEx. Because we have signed a contract with FedEx Express which should expire by 6th of August 2012 you will only need to pay $135 instead of $420 saving you $285 So if you pay before 6th of August 2012 you save $285 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $135.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 48hours after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $135.

DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $420 but because FedEx have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $420 to $135 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

To effect the release of your fund valued at $850,000.00 you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Andrew Lamar with the information below,

Name: Andrew D. Lamar
Email: lamarandrew1@yahoo.cn

You are advised to contact him with the information's as stated below:

Your full Name..
Your Address:..............
Home/Cell Phone:..............
Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 48 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 48hours after you have made the payment for shipping.

Yours sincerely,

NICHOLAS STORY
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
TELEPHONE: (206) 309-0312
FAX: (202) 666-5283

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Andrew Lamar of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

[MountainDon]

Peter, you have all the luck!! 

[rick91351]

Peter, you have all the luck!! 

I don't know why we are not so lucky........................  Gee good thing I don't need eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars in this robust economy. 

[Squirl]

The greedy and the stupid maybe?

Many times unfortunately the elderly get taken by these.  I've met a few over the years.  People that come in looking for pro-bono help to get their money back.  The only thing we can do is put them in touch with the FBI.  The fake money order/cashier's check seems to get most of them.

The English is sooooo bad.  At least with the Nigerian Prince scams, they state the email is from Africa which would explain the poor English.  Who would believe an American wrote this?

[MountainDon]

Who would believe an American wrote this?

someone with similar english skills. Our schools do manage to produce them.   

[rick91351]

Who would believe an American wrote this?

someone with similar english skills. Our schools do manage to produce them.   

Or me when my mind is in one speed and my fingers are in another and they both get away from me when I am typing.  WOW!!  Holly Cwo! Thers a mstake wait'n to happen.....   

[peternap]

Or me when my mind is in one speed and my fingers are in another and they both get away from me when I am typing.  WOW!!  Holly Cwo! Thers a mstake wait'n to happen.....   

Me Too!
Mine is bad enough on it's own but when I start going blind and use Dragon Speak, it gets downright bizarre .

[peternap]

  Who would believe an American wrote this?

Especially an American FBI Agent. I used to work with a few of them and those guys iron their underwear.

[Squirl]

Especially an American FBI Agent. I used to work with a few of them and those guys iron their underwear.

[considerations]

The check is in the mail and of course I'll respect you in the morning!  Won't it ever stop? 

[MountainDon]

No

[rick91351]

No

One of a few times Don is a man of few words yet a simple NO has great wisdom.......