My new "Green" policy

[NM_Shooter]

(Found this on the internet)  #11 made me laugh out loud.

1. I am going to go outside by my pool and spray two full 32oz cans of Aqua Net right at the ozone.

2. I am going to use a gas powered scooter to go from room to room in my house, which will have all the outside doors open wide while the A/C is blowing full blast.

3. I am going to buy a '69 GTO with no exhaust system and let it idle for 4 hours a day in my driveway every day until Jesus returns.

4. I am going to fart as much as possible.

5. Speaking of farting, I am going to feed my cows bean dip and only bean dip.

6. I am going to set my thermostat on 85 in the winter and 55 in the summer.

7. I am going to use all my curly cue fluorescent light bulbs for clay pigeons—and not clean up the mess.

8. I am going to air up my tires on my '69 Goat so much that it looks like a frickin' Macy's Parade float.

9. When I go grizzly bear hunting in Alaska this spring I am going to add a polar bear to my license and take one of those as well.

10. While in Alaska I will take a blowtorch to a glacier to get my drinking water.

11. In addition, I am going to throw snowballs at seals. It won't hurt them, but they will understand that the game is back on.

12. And finally, I am going to make certain my girls have Horner's book Red Hot Lies and Milloy's book Green Hell so that when their profs and goofy friends open their mouths on behalf global warming they can go Stone Cold Steve Austin on them with the cold, hard facts.

[StinkerBell]

#11 made me giggle.

[glenn kangiser]

Careful with #9, Frank - not sure if this applies to Alaska..

[IronRanger]

That made me "LMAO", Glenn.