The Magic Green Hat

[MountainDon]

Go to the ER room, see a waiting room full of people. You don't want to wait hours? Put on your Magic Green Hat.

Go to the MVD, see a long line of people ahead. You don't want to wait hours? Put on your Magic Green Hat.

Probably a few other places it works too...

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[glenn kangiser]

Imagine how effective it would be topping this...

[ScottA]

I know a store that sells those hats. They also sell CIA, FBI, IRS etc.

[Shawn B]

It takes a lot of "green backs" to keep them green hats going. I drove by a border patrol office 2x everyday for 4 years. Every vehicle was either new or almost new. New ATV's, snowmobiles, snowcats etc. Way over funded for the Northern Border IMHO.

[Phssthpok]

I suppose it's better than THIS green hat...

[glenn kangiser]

OOoooo ...messy...