Go to the ER room, see a waiting room full of people. You don't want to wait hours? Put on your Magic Green Hat.
Go to the MVD, see a long line of people ahead. You don't want to wait hours? Put on your Magic Green Hat.
Probably a few other places it works too...
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(https://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q305/djmbucket/oddsnends01/GreenHat.jpg)
Imagine how effective it would be topping this...
(https://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q75/djmillerbucket/StPatricksDay/DontheLepracaun-C-250x346.jpg)
I know a store that sells those hats. They also sell CIA, FBI, IRS etc.
It takes a lot of "green backs" to keep them green hats going. I drove by a border patrol office 2x everyday for 4 years. Every vehicle was either new or almost new. New ATV's, snowmobiles, snowcats etc. Way over funded for the Northern Border IMHO.
I suppose it's better than THIS (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1711/) green hat... :-\
OOoooo ...messy... :)