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hmm - now I know what those guys are thinking when they look at me and frankly.... I don't know if I like it... [waiting]
How could they resist that earthy Troglodyte allure?
That is what I am worried about.... I am so rugged and manly and some of those guys look like they may have a hard time resisting me.... [waiting]
I'm not into men and I am afraid I may break their poor little hearts... [ouch]