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Off Topic => Off Topic - Ideas, humor, inspiration => Topic started by: glenn kangiser on May 07, 2010, 11:43:26 PM

Title: Still flying?
Post by: glenn kangiser on May 07, 2010, 11:43:26 PM
Ever wonder what the TSA can see with their new scanners?

Maybe we should ask them.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat/TSA-Fracas-After-Body-Scanner-Reveals-TMI-92971929.html
Title: Re: Still flying?
Post by: MushCreek on May 08, 2010, 06:42:45 AM
Aw c'mon- it was VERY cold in there!
Title: Re: Still flying?
Post by: glenn kangiser on May 08, 2010, 10:56:18 AM
I love it when they can't take their own medicine... [waiting]
Title: Re: Still flying?
Post by: diyfrank on May 08, 2010, 11:33:54 AM
I WAS IN THE POOL!
Title: Re: Still flying?
Post by: sparks on May 08, 2010, 10:05:45 PM
Went through a full scanner in Phoenix.

Got searched.

They were looking for a deadly weapon.


sparks
Title: Re: Still flying?
Post by: Virginia Gent on May 10, 2010, 12:30:50 AM
Quote from: diyfrank on May 08, 2010, 11:33:54 AM
I WAS IN THE POOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc
Title: Re: Still flying?
Post by: peternap on May 10, 2010, 08:49:52 AM
They were just testing for this

:-\

(https://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa57/peternap/bg-2.gif)
Title: Re: Still flying?
Post by: OkieJohn2 on May 10, 2010, 09:00:38 AM
Ummm, so why did this thread remind me of the foil'-wrapped zucchini scene at the airport in "This is Spinal Tap" ???
Title: Re: Still flying?
Post by: glenn kangiser on May 10, 2010, 10:26:59 AM
Now you went and reminded me of a joke, OkieJohn2.... [waiting]

This young fellow was having trouble getting a gal friend so his buddy told him to put a potato in a sock and put it in his pants.  

Hard up and willing to try anything once, he did as suggested.

A week went by and no luck --- even rather disastrous sometimes.  He decided it was time to consult with his buddy again. [waiting]

He told him, "I put the potato in my pants like you said but now the girls go running away.  It's even worse than before.... "   [scared]


His buddy said , "Well, it should have worked just fine, you should have already picked up a date by now....... here, let me check it out... "

He took a look and was aghast....   [noidea'


"No wonder..........  :o



you were supposed to put the potato in the front of your pants..... "    [ouch]
Title: Re: Still flying?
Post by: bayview on May 10, 2010, 12:50:19 PM



Size Matters?

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Title: Re: Still flying?
Post by: glenn kangiser on May 10, 2010, 09:25:52 PM
Maybe... I would suggest a large yam... [waiting]

I guess in the above joke, it was more a matter of location....