http://news.oldva.org/?p=7790
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While sitting through endless hours listening to crap about solving Virginia;s budget crises, I realized that the solution was right in front of us.
McDonnell is re-opening the Interstate Rest Stops. Every time I get on an Interstate Highway I see a seemingly never ending stream of Yankees, and they ain't going NORTH.
To some, that may seem like an abomination but to us free thinkers, it's a goldmine. The idea is simple. Put in smart urinals at the rest stops. The plan is similar to Saint Kaine's Civil fines for speeders except instead of forgiving the Yankees, we make em pay.
The smart Urinals would allow people with Va drivers licenses and all points south stopping at Florida, to relieve themselves for free. Persons north must pay a graduated amount. New York and Mary Land pay a fee of $10.00 plus a $10.00 irritant fee. Florida AKA The South Bronx, would pay the same fee.
West Virginia, Tennessee and Kentucky would be treated as any other southerner and be free service.
Any person regardless of origin with an Obama sticker on their vehicle would be subject to the Fee, Irritant Tax and an abuser fee of another $10.00.
Persons wishing to be exempted could be given free service by taking an Oath to Big Guns, Purdy wimmin, cheap cigarettes and the Southern way of life.
Problem solved!
Gets my vote. :)