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Off Topic => Off Topic - Ideas, humor, inspiration => Topic started by: MountainDon on February 08, 2010, 06:13:11 PM

Title: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: MountainDon on February 08, 2010, 06:13:11 PM
If so, and you take pride in your status, you belong right here!!

(https://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q75/djmillerbucket/avatar/oldfartIMG_2871.jpg)

with friend...

(https://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q75/djmillerbucket/avatar/oldfartIMG_3519.jpg)

incognito...

(https://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q75/djmillerbucket/avatar/oldfartsm-cr-WBall09_0002.jpg)

Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: bayview on February 08, 2010, 08:27:40 PM
   I don't know . . .  Looks like you are in pretty good shape . . . First time I think I have seen you without a hat!  "Who is that gentleman"?   ;D

  I don't think that I am crusty.  But I sure am feeling older.  I would "spring" out of bed in the morning when I was younger.  Now it takes a good 5 or 10 minutes to stretch the old bones before getting up.  Mostly shoulders and feet . . .

  One nice thing about getting older though. . . I don't take life as seriously.  


/
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: poppy on February 08, 2010, 09:29:23 PM
From one old fart to another:

(https://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu224/poppy3640/DSCN0351.jpg)

Me and my youngest grandchild.


(https://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu224/poppy3640/DSCN0051-1.jpg)

The crusty old tractor (my dad's) is younger than I am.


(https://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu224/poppy3640/DSCN0380.jpg)

The old fart can even clean up when the whole family is present. (sorry about the red eye; not my camera)
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: RainDog on February 08, 2010, 09:54:04 PM

You've gotta drop little sayings into conversation at every opportunity like "It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle", "The young at heart never grow old", and "You're only as old as you feel".

Y'all old folks love to say crap like that, huh?

  ;D

Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: StinkerBell on February 08, 2010, 10:23:48 PM
I would love to post my pic, but I know it makes glenn stumble.
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: Windpower on February 09, 2010, 12:16:41 AM
ummmm

not   crusty

:)
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: glenn kangiser on February 09, 2010, 01:04:35 AM
Please, Stinky......puuuullllleeeeeeze............ post it.......



I'm so cute, I don't know if I would fit in here-- and I don't have a good picture......




Since Stinky is going to post one of herself , I guess I will join in....    [waiting]


I had to take a fresh one though with my webcam..... careful there, Stink, don't get too excited ....




(https://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy62/the_troglodyte/Photo_00001.jpg)




Raindog, I say things like, "She smashed her finger and was hopping around like a fart in a skillet..." 
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: glenn kangiser on February 09, 2010, 01:43:53 AM
Come to think of it, I had a friend who told me....

"If my dog looked like you, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards."    [ouch]
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: Whitlock on February 09, 2010, 02:49:49 AM
 What the @#$%^& Glammer shots of Glenn ??? YOU ARE LOSSING IT!!!!!!!Wake UP!!!!!!

You need to inhail some Hoppies #9 as soon as possable Heck maybe drinking some might work better for as far as you have gone [scared]
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: glenn kangiser on February 09, 2010, 03:17:23 AM
[rofl2]

Dang --- is it that good?  [waiting]

.... and it only took about 10 seconds with this new computer - you know - the one with the camera - the one the FBI, CIA and NSA can turn on when I'm nekkid?   heh      rofl
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: StinkerBell on February 09, 2010, 05:28:13 PM
I can't find it! It's for the best anyways...My beauty maybe fatal for some....heh
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: Fred_47460 on February 09, 2010, 05:40:31 PM
incognito...

(https://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q75/djmillerbucket/avatar/oldfartsm-cr-WBall09_0002.jpg)


PLEASE....put the hat back on!!  ;D
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: MushCreek on February 09, 2010, 06:43:13 PM
I don't know if I'm a crusty old fart yet, but I'm workin' at it! I hope to live long enough to reach 'curmudgeon'.
(https://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/flgargoyle/SCdec2006018-2-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: MountainDon on February 09, 2010, 06:45:37 PM
Yep, Curmudgeon is the next level.   ;D

Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: RainDog on February 09, 2010, 06:56:58 PM

Buncha damn beardos, ya'll are.

  :D

What's up with that?
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: MushCreek on February 09, 2010, 07:19:55 PM
That's a mild beard. At home, I keep it shorter; when I'm up in the country, I let it grow. I'm thinking about letting it grow the whole time I'm building my house. At the rate I get things done, I could be a stunt double for ZZ Top! d*
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: ScottA on February 09, 2010, 08:12:16 PM
You guys are way crustier than me.

(http://www.brightok.net/~cyscott1-ss/pics/scott.jpg)
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: StinkerBell on February 09, 2010, 08:41:38 PM
(http://wehavea.name/Photo.ashx/0ba060c62df54e0d96ae46726e9b7ff9)
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: glenn kangiser on February 09, 2010, 11:57:24 PM
Umm, Fred, that's why I left my hat on.. heh

MushCreek, it'll get there soon  [cool]

RainDog, we have to project that rugged, tough look, [ouch]

Scott, I think you fit right in ..  ;D

Wait.... what's this..... [noidea'




Quote from: StinkerBell on February 09, 2010, 08:41:38 PM
(http://wehavea.name/Photo.ashx/0ba060c62df54e0d96ae46726e9b7ff9)

Hang on, guys.... I'm headed for ER.......  

Stinky, my dear, you should have warned me...... [crz]

Just a minute ago you said you couldn't find it and now I scroll down and this pops up in front of me  ... bigger than life.......  [waiting]

Obviously an off topic picture,  but then us old crusty guys do enjoy the beauties.... :)
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on February 10, 2010, 11:14:24 AM
I think I'm somewhere between spring chicken and crusty old fart.
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: poppy on February 10, 2010, 12:37:37 PM
We could have another contest with Stinky's pic.  GIVE US THIS DAY ______________  Fill in the blank.  ;D
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: glenn kangiser on February 11, 2010, 01:41:37 AM
Quote from: Homegrown Tomatoes on February 10, 2010, 11:14:24 AM
I think I'm somewhere between spring chicken and crusty old fart.

So you putting up a picture?  I think it would be in order.... kids will make you old fast.. :)
Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: muldoon on February 12, 2010, 05:53:10 PM
I'm not really that old...  but I do get grouchy, does that count?

these were taken around christmas
(http://www.loopy.org/pictures/galleries/Colorado%20Christmas%202009/_thumbs/640x480-dscf5896.jpg)

i should note that the trip to colorado was to visit my wifes family.  She is from central america, and the custom there is to open presents at midnight christmas eve.  were both a little sleepy eyed here. 
(http://www.loopy.org/pictures/galleries/Colorado%20Christmas%202009/_thumbs/640x480-dscf6022.jpg)

Title: Re: Are you a Crusty Old Fart?
Post by: glenn kangiser on February 14, 2010, 05:58:57 PM
Beauty, muldoon, but I don't know if I'd like to meet the three in the top pix in a dark alley - they look pretty tough-- just below crusty..... :)