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Title: Ad for free manure
Post by: poppy on January 28, 2010, 12:34:48 PM
Here is the kind of thing that happens in my backyard.  ;)

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/zip/1574553429.html
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: glenn kangiser on January 28, 2010, 12:44:49 PM
That's a pretty crappy posting, Poppy.  [waiting]

Note that if it's in your back yard, you may want to do something about it soon. heh
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: Squirl on January 28, 2010, 12:54:22 PM
rofl

I'm sorry poppy.

He "needs" to give it away.

Is it considered fertilizer if it not composted?

On a side note, it is usually considered tremendously dangerous to use uncomposted waste from meat eating animals as fertilizer.
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: glenn kangiser on January 28, 2010, 12:56:57 PM
Poppy, I suggest you first check to see if he is a vegetarian... It said nothing about having to rinse out the buckets? [waiting]
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: StinkerBell on January 28, 2010, 12:59:48 PM
Poppy making a post like that and I want to call you Poopy.
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: glenn kangiser on January 28, 2010, 01:02:35 PM
[rofl2]
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: Sassy on January 28, 2010, 01:02:52 PM
 [rofl2] rofl heh
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: poppy on January 28, 2010, 02:34:46 PM
I don't even know why I clicked on the ad, because clearly they are trying to disguise the fact that it is human waste.

Curiosity got the better of me, and then I just had to share.  ::)

Even if they said it was composted, I can't imagine anyone taking them up on the offer unless you could keep the buckets.  [toilet]

Well Stinker, I have been called gassy, but never poopy.

Now I'm tempted to answer the ad just to find out where this clown is.
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: RainDog on January 28, 2010, 02:37:02 PM

It's a joke, right?

It's not?
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: firefox on January 28, 2010, 02:59:15 PM
Probably not. :(
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: poppy on January 28, 2010, 03:49:16 PM
OK, I have responded to the ad.  [waiting]
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: StinkerBell on January 28, 2010, 04:52:17 PM
You actually responded?! Oh that is funny, but now you are from this point on know to me as Poopy.
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: glenn kangiser on January 29, 2010, 01:37:15 AM
Poopy and Stinky, now that's a pair..... [waiting]
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: bayview on January 29, 2010, 06:35:07 PM


      I have just lost lunch . . .   What kind of person would even think about posting an ad like this?


/
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: waggin on January 29, 2010, 10:43:09 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanure
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: RainDog on January 29, 2010, 11:13:43 PM
Quote from: waggin on January 29, 2010, 10:43:09 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanure

I'm still not convinced it's not all a joke, but if not it sure sound less like humanure than "night soil".

Isn't that a nice thing to call it? "Night soil". Magical, fanciful, and sparkling. If you eat some it enables you to fly.

Or something...
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: bayview on January 30, 2010, 12:05:20 AM
Quote from: waggin on January 29, 2010, 10:43:09 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanure

   Thanks for the link . . .

Poppy:
   Make sure that there has been enough time for all pathogens to be destroyed before use.  And then a second stage is needed so all phytotoxins are gone before it is used on crops . . .

   How are you sure all pathogens and phytotoxins are destroyed?  I suggest the finger licking test . . .

   (Insert your favorite potty joke here . . . )




   
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: waggin on January 30, 2010, 02:23:29 AM
If your dog won't roll in it, it's probably safe.   :)
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: glenn kangiser on January 30, 2010, 02:51:11 AM
My dogs would probably kill themselves trying to eat it all.... [waiting]
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: considerations on January 31, 2010, 12:57:52 PM
"Isn't that a nice thing to call it? "Night soil". Magical, fanciful, and sparkling. If you eat some it enables you to fly."e

Probably coined by the same person that came up with "honey bucket". [yuk]
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: glenn kangiser on February 02, 2010, 12:27:16 AM
My uncle was here Thursday through Saturday.  He has a manure spreading business in Wisconsin.

I told him he needs to get one of those signs that says, "It may be s--t to you but it's my bread and butter."

Somehow in his short visit here, he became convinced that I was actually crazy.... [crz]

I haven't seen him in about 50 years.  He's cool. He's about 7 years older than me.  :)
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: bayview on February 02, 2010, 06:48:49 AM
Quote from: glenn kangiser on February 02, 2010, 12:27:16 AM

Somehow in his short visit here, he became convinced that I was actually crazy.... [crz]



   Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . .  ;D

/
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: poppy on February 02, 2010, 03:29:31 PM
Glenn
Quote"It may be s--t to you but it's my bread and butter."

I know it may come as a shock to some of you, but I used to be in the poo-poo business, so Glenn here's the correct quote for the sign:

"It may be s--t to you, but it's bread and butter to me."  Much better grammartically.  ;D
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: Redoverfarm on February 02, 2010, 03:51:16 PM
Poppy I sent you a PM.
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: glenn kangiser on February 02, 2010, 11:33:26 PM
Wait a minute, Poppy.... we got to use proper grammar here? hmm

Bayview, gimme  break, please... [waiting]
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: poppy on February 03, 2010, 12:15:56 PM
Glenn
QuoteWait a minute, Poppy.... we got to use proper grammar here?
I weren't try'n to be the grammar police, should have said "poetically" instead.  :-[

There's poetry in poo poo.  :D

BTW, the ad is still there, but they haven't responded.

There was another saying that we used in the poo poo business.  "Remember, s--t flows down hill."
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: bayview on February 03, 2010, 01:53:00 PM
Quote from: glenn kangiser on February 02, 2010, 11:33:26 PM

Bayview, gimme  break, please... [waiting]

   As we age, we become more eccentric, not crazy. 

   Just bustin ya Glenn . . .   Meant nothing about it! 

   How is that for poor grammar?

   Are we still talkin about this s__t . . .  :o
/
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: glenn kangiser on February 03, 2010, 10:14:20 PM
I actually try to project the crazy image... it keeps out the riff raff.. :)  It's pretty hard to rattle my cage, Bayview.. [ouch]

People seem to keep composting replies to this topic.
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: poppy on February 03, 2010, 10:39:24 PM
Glenn
Quotecomposting replies
[toilet]  heh
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: glenn kangiser on February 05, 2010, 12:27:19 AM
It was rather lame wasn't it.  Crossing out the t like that....  [ouch]
Title: Re: Ad for free manure
Post by: Mike 870 on February 05, 2010, 05:07:25 PM
My in laws pump their septic every presidential election year.  All the s--t flying around the airwaves reminds them.