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Title: Weird female requirements.
Post by: NM_Shooter on November 01, 2009, 09:11:01 PM
Why does my daughter need both a hair straightener and a hair curler?  And why would both be warm?

I just don't understand these things.
Title: Re: Weird female requirements.
Post by: Sassy on November 01, 2009, 11:53:22 PM
 ::) Daaaaad....!
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Post by: muldoon on November 01, 2009, 11:54:50 PM
good luck with that.  My wife has the same thing, I dont understand women either.    ???
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Post by: NM_Shooter on November 02, 2009, 09:27:08 AM
You know what else?  I come around a corner (in the middle of the house) at the "wrong" time, and doors all over the house start slamming.  But I can be half naked in my bathroom getting ready for work and people will just come in, knock me out of the way, and start grabbing stuff out of the sink drawers.  I have found that my most prized possession in the house is the lock on the bathroom door.
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Post by: considerations on November 02, 2009, 02:23:44 PM
Shhhhh  they'll put a timer on it,  ;)
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Post by: StinkerBell on November 02, 2009, 04:40:08 PM
Hubs has told me that I have more power tools for my hair then he has n his garage!

My hair has needs!
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Post by: glenn kangiser on November 02, 2009, 08:21:08 PM
Now that's a weird female.  I love the curler pix. [waiting]
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Post by: MountainDon on November 02, 2009, 08:33:32 PM
Stink is hot in that one!    ;)
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Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on November 02, 2009, 08:55:14 PM
I am mystified by that stuff too... I'm very low-maintainence, but I have friends and relatives who have multiple curling irons, hot rollers, flat irons, crimping irons, blow dryers, etc. etc.  Seems like way too much work to me.
Title: Re: Weird female requirements.
Post by: NM_Shooter on November 02, 2009, 09:27:14 PM
It took me about 10 minutes to fall in love with my wife.  Our first date, I asked her what time I should pick her up.  She said that she got home at 5:30 from work, so 5:45 would be fine. 

One of my daughters has that gene.  The other does not.  It's all good.  Confusing, but good.
Title: Re: Weird female requirements.
Post by: glenn kangiser on November 02, 2009, 10:31:11 PM
Quote from: Homegrown Tomatoes on November 02, 2009, 08:55:14 PM
I am mystified by that stuff too... I'm very low-maintainence, but I have friends and relatives who have multiple curling irons, hot rollers, flat irons, crimping irons, blow dryers, etc. etc.  Seems like way too much work to me.

I'd only worry if I saw that you had listed "Branding Irons" there somewhere, Homey.
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Post by: sparks on November 03, 2009, 01:38:57 AM
Shoes, purses, kitchen appliances and gadgets that never get used, etc, etc..........







sparks
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Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on November 04, 2009, 01:28:24 PM
Yeah, Shooter, my husband would probably agree with you on that one... I knew I could marry him when he stopped in one day (for food... if you feed strays, they keep coming back) and I was wearing orange sweats, red socks, a green shirt and purple bandanna to keep my hair out of my face, and I was in the middle of mopping the floor, and he grinned at me and told me how cute I looked.  I figured it is truth in advertising.  I am not one to wear fancy clothes or makeup and such, so it was best if he knew that ahead of time.  :)  My oldest daughter got prissy genes from someone else in the family.  Certainly they didn't come from me!
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Post by: NM_Shooter on November 04, 2009, 04:24:05 PM
I've never been comfortable around ladies that wear a lot of makeup or take a lot of time to get ready.  Sort of the same way I feel when I am in an art gallery and am afraid of bumping into something I can't afford.

Title: Re: Weird female requirements.
Post by: Sassy on November 04, 2009, 05:07:36 PM
Good to hear there are other ladies that don't feel the need to put on makeup or spend hours on their hair  :)  I'm always too busy or too much in a hurry to bother.  Years ago I used to wear a bit of makeup & dress up - but living up here in the mountains, by the time I get by the dogs, walk in the clay dust or mud to my car, open the telephone gate that has lots of splinters & dust on it, I am dirty - doesn't matter how clean my hands or clothes were when I left the house  d*  I finally let my hair grow long again & just cut it myself - don't color it either...  I got tired of spending big $$$ for a haircut I didn't like & a color I didn't want...  sooooo, there you have it.  Glenn hasn't complained, so I guess it's ok.   :D 
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Post by: Redoverfarm on November 04, 2009, 05:22:33 PM
Low Maintenance is the only way to go.
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Post by: John Raabe on November 04, 2009, 07:03:34 PM
QuoteSort of the same way I feel when I am in an art gallery and am afraid of bumping into something I can't afford.

:D :D :D - I know the type you mean Shooter!

I prefer lower maintenance, cost-effective honesty...in both cars and mates.

Doesn't mean I don't sometimes think of driving an exotic Italian convertible. ;)
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Post by: peternap on November 04, 2009, 08:06:11 PM
That's nothing.
We went to a gun show Sunday and Jane bought a purse ???
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Post by: firefox on November 04, 2009, 08:47:24 PM
Aah, but what did she buy to put in it?  ;D
Bruce