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Off Topic => Off Topic - Ideas, humor, inspiration => Topic started by: phalynx on May 28, 2009, 01:11:05 PM

Title: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 28, 2009, 01:11:05 PM
Rules:

1.  Try to be funny.... Glenn, this rule is for you....  
2.  Puns ARE intended
3.  You may leap from any last stated observation, joke, etc.. to another joke as long as you use it as a segway.  i.e. A joke about Glenn's McKitty's could generate a joke about someone else's cat.
4.  Try to have fun
5.  Make sure you "One Up" the last joke...
6.  Coffee and other drinks sprayed at your monitor due to laughter should be wiped up promptly.
7.  Be a champion of a "one liner"
8.  If this thread fails, it's most likely Glenn's fault.

I'll start from Glenn's Kitty Morsel's posts on my thread and we can try to go from there.

Glenn's dogs can dig up small kitty presents in the yard and make them "disappear" in no time:

I wonder if his dogs are named Apu, #2, and Call of Duty?
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: Alasdair on May 28, 2009, 01:26:22 PM
A kitty good idea which may have catastrophic results! I'll enjoy seeing people try to get one rover each other ...
(alright it might not get you howling but at least I tried..)
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: Phssthpok on May 28, 2009, 02:12:31 PM
Wouldn't that be 'the call of doody'? ???
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 28, 2009, 02:13:22 PM
No no,, this was good.  I'll need to take this back to my Lab and work with the puns.  I am not a doctor, but I do play one on TV.  It makes me quite the Husky conversationalist.  Perhaps we can merge this thread with the gardening thread and discuss Collie flower...
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 28, 2009, 02:14:21 PM
Quote from: Phssthpok on May 28, 2009, 02:12:31 PM
Wouldn't that be 'the call of doody'? ???

I guess if doody calls....  Glenn's dogs will be there?  And where is Glenn?  Shouldn't he be doody bound to be here?
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: muldoon on May 28, 2009, 03:37:39 PM
When baking them dog biscuits, be sure to use the collie flour.

Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: Phssthpok on May 28, 2009, 03:42:57 PM
Quote from: phalynx on May 28, 2009, 02:14:21 PM
Quote from: Phssthpok on May 28, 2009, 02:12:31 PM
Wouldn't that be 'the call of doody'? ???

I guess if doody calls....  Glenn's dogs will be there?  And where is Glenn?  Shouldn't he be doody bound to be here?

I dunno about you, but when I'm 'doody bound' I'm usually stuck in the 'throne room'.
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: Redoverfarm on May 28, 2009, 03:46:40 PM
Knowing what a conservationist Glenn is and into recycling and everything . It looks as thought he has SPIKE into the recycling as well. Fortuneately the dog is safer following around the cats meow than Glenn's Bow Wow
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 28, 2009, 03:58:32 PM
Quote from: Phssthpok on May 28, 2009, 03:42:57 PM
Quote from: phalynx on May 28, 2009, 02:14:21 PM
Quote from: Phssthpok on May 28, 2009, 02:12:31 PM
Wouldn't that be 'the call of doody'? ???

I guess if doody calls....  Glenn's dogs will be there?  And where is Glenn?  Shouldn't he be doody bound to be here?

I dunno about you, but when I'm 'doody bound' I'm usually stuck in the 'throne room'.

I prefer to call it "taking the Browns to the superbowl"...
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: Alasdair on May 28, 2009, 04:51:55 PM
What's the superbowel?
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: Phssthpok on May 28, 2009, 05:05:38 PM
The souper-bowel is what happens when you eat too much fruit.
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 28, 2009, 05:07:22 PM
You mean a vegetarian?  They are called salad-shooters.
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: Phssthpok on May 28, 2009, 06:33:44 PM
What exactly ARE the 'trophy' qualifications for a head of lettuce?
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: Alasdair on May 28, 2009, 08:33:04 PM
Surely the same as all other vegetables - take steroids and play football ... :D
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 28, 2009, 10:00:27 PM
I saw a trophy duck once.  Do you think if a group of ducks walk under a low bridge, they would yell out HUMAN!
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: Phssthpok on May 28, 2009, 10:20:41 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2138/2224082076_41673b977f.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 29, 2009, 12:21:08 AM
That joke really MOOOved me.
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: glenn kangiser on May 29, 2009, 12:54:23 AM
I was working while Phalynx was having his movement.... [waiting]
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 29, 2009, 01:08:57 AM
You shouldn't have to work at it Glenn.  Maybe if you just rock back and forth.  That might help.  In the immortal almost words of Gandolf, "This shall pass!"
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: glenn kangiser on May 29, 2009, 01:31:35 AM
Sounds as though
you may be a pro
in the methods
and ways to go.....
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 29, 2009, 01:46:16 AM
yea I may be "the go 2 guy"
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: Phssthpok on May 29, 2009, 08:48:57 AM
AAaaaaand....We've come full circle to being 'doody-bound'.
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: gandalfthegrey on May 29, 2009, 11:14:35 AM
Quote from: phalynx on May 29, 2009, 01:08:57 AM
You shouldn't have to work at it Glenn.  Maybe if you just rock back and forth.  That might help.  In the immortal almost words of Gandolf, "This shall pass!"

That sounds a bit like a FRODO ian slip.

Gandolf (Gandalf's evil brother)
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 29, 2009, 12:20:06 PM
Can you imagine if Dorthy would have said "it looks like were aren't in Kansas anymore Frodo."  The movie that would have made.
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: ScottA on May 29, 2009, 12:29:33 PM
Well now that this topic has drifted to the story of the one ring maybe someone will scrub the toilet.
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 29, 2009, 12:45:31 PM
You just had to bring back the toilet humor.  This thread may go down the drain if we keep this up.
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on May 30, 2009, 12:37:17 AM
Yep, I find toilet humor draining.  Can't we make fun of politicians instead?
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: glenn kangiser on May 30, 2009, 12:41:28 AM
Possibly we should take the plunge and venture into another field..... maybe discuss our desire to be part of the effluent society... [waiting]

For you , Homey.... Obama walks into the doctors office with a frog stuck to his head. 

The Doc says , what seems to be the problem....?

The frog speaks up and says, Doc, Could you remove this wart from my hind end?
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 30, 2009, 12:49:21 AM
Alright, Glenn shows up for doody.... 

Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Obama?

Because he didn't want to be the worst president in history.....
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: glenn kangiser on May 30, 2009, 01:11:31 AM
Doody- yup --- killed a spammer first thing tonight. 
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: glenn kangiser on May 31, 2009, 01:09:54 AM
Speaking of Doody how about this ad I found tonight

"ANTIQUE WASH BOWEL ENGLAND 30.00"

Bet a lot of doody passed through that.
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 31, 2009, 09:36:04 AM
Maybe that's why the English are so "up-tight".....
Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: John Raabe on May 31, 2009, 10:27:40 AM
Here are three Sunday morning cartoons for our economic enlightenment.

(https://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g166/jraabe/j3.jpg)

(https://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g166/jraabe/j-1.jpg)

(https://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g166/jraabe/j2.jpg)


Title: Re: The new "One Up Me" humor thread.
Post by: phalynx on May 31, 2009, 09:54:48 PM
I don't know what smells worse, tuna or bailouts....  They both stink to me...  I can see why the cats would love the opening of a bailout.