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Title: He's brain shot and still moving
Post by: peternap on May 18, 2009, 09:21:34 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycTwaROa1I0

10 points per question
US Marshal shoots Border Patrol Agent - quiz
From:PMHenick

1 - how did it happen?
2 - how come they were so close to the detainees?
3 - how come they were in the middle of the herd of detainees?
4 - how come they were armed in that location?
5 - how come nobody secured the weapon?
6 - how come nobody secured the crime scene?
7 - how come the guy 2nd from the right end of the line does not know the proper felon-stop kneeling position?
8 - how come the USM is trying to cover his new butt hole if it's not bleeding?  (25 Extra credit points available - how many square inches of skin were burned?)
9 - how come none of the other LEOs provided immediate first aid to the USM?  (5 bonus points if you can explain that and keep it safe for young children to read.)
10 - where will the USM be assigned next
Title: Re: He's brain shot and still moving
Post by: pagan on May 20, 2009, 09:15:44 AM
1: Poor training. He had his finger on the trigger as he holstered his weapon.
2: Poor management and population control.
3: Poor training.
4: They aren't armed. It appears he was retrieving his weapon from a locked cabinet.
5: Poor training.
6: Poor training.
7: Poor training.
8: That's where his brain is located and he had a splitting headache from the sound of the pistol going off. Several inches of burned skin.
9: They were too busy helping the guy who actually got shot by the USM.
10: McDonalds.

Obviously he had his finger on the trigger as he holstered his weapon. Lesson learned. Then he walked away from a loaded weapon within easy reach of a line of detainees and that's inexcusable. This guy should be fired.

I don't think he should even be working where his only responsibility is asking "Do you want fries with that?"

I wanted to laugh at him, but this is who "protects" us, and that's disturbing.