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Title: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: StinkerBell on February 28, 2009, 04:55:19 PM
Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
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Complain, Complain, Complain, Complain
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Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: Sassy on February 28, 2009, 08:06:09 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: BobHHowell on February 28, 2009, 08:09:57 PM
Quit complaining.
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: cordwood on February 28, 2009, 09:10:14 PM
Quote from: StinkerBell on February 28, 2009, 04:55:19 PM
Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan

Moan, Moan, Moan, Moan
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Moan, Moan, Moan, Moan
Moan, Moan, Moan, Moan


Complain, Complain, Complain, Complain
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Complain, Complain, Complain, Complain
Complain, Complain, Complain, Complain


I haven't checked it yet but it looks like the real thing! :)
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 01, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
PMS I think.... [waiting]
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 03, 2009, 12:56:34 AM
What's a matter, Stinky, Cat got your tongue? hmm :)
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: StinkerBell on March 03, 2009, 01:17:18 AM
Such a man thing to assume it's PMS....Sheeesh

It is the chorus to a song I am writing. I am thinking of calling it the "Bail Out Blues"
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 03, 2009, 01:30:51 AM
I knew I was wrong about you. :)

"If a man walks out into the forest and speaks........ and no woman hears...... is he still wrong?" [waiting]

Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: StinkerBell on March 03, 2009, 11:58:15 AM
Yes...DUH!
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: StinkerBell on March 03, 2009, 06:48:45 PM
...but, do you know why the man is wrong?
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: ScottA on March 03, 2009, 07:40:16 PM
I'm starting to regret ever reading this thread.  :P
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 04, 2009, 12:56:37 AM
I don't know, Stinky.... hmm

[idea]

...because he lost track of one of his ribs in the first place? .... [waiting]

I don't think you'll be able to stop now, Scott... :)
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: StinkerBell on March 04, 2009, 01:18:10 AM
The rib thing is a given...But no, try again.
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 04, 2009, 01:27:27 AM
I have really never felt that I personally have ever been wrong, Stinky.... perhaps you speak of some fictional imperfect man? hmm
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: StinkerBell on March 04, 2009, 01:29:51 AM
I have faith in you glenn, I believe you can think this through.
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 04, 2009, 01:49:42 AM
That the man is wrong is only in the contorted perception of the weaker vessel I believe, Stinky, dear.... [waiting]

I'll patiently await your answer from the rooftop. hmm
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: Sassy on March 04, 2009, 01:55:00 AM
 ::) [slap]
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: peternap on March 04, 2009, 10:01:55 AM
Quote from: glenn kangiser on March 04, 2009, 01:27:27 AM
I have really never felt that I personally have ever been wrong, Stinky.... perhaps you speak of some fictional imperfect man? hmm

Well Glenn....I like to think of myself as a modern kind of guy.
I don't mind admitting I was wrong once. It's a way for me to demonstrate my humility.

Several years ago I had to make a decision. A week later I convinced myself I had made a mistake.

BOY WAS I WRONG!
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: StinkerBell on March 04, 2009, 03:53:34 PM
I am sot even sure why I even try with you glenn....I mean you are a man and all.

He is wrong, not because he spoke, but because when he came home he dragged into the house mud from the woods. He did not wipe his feet. Sheeesh, I thought it was soooo obvious.
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 04, 2009, 10:28:42 PM
My dearest Stinky.  I am so sorry you fail to understand how the mans mind works.  [noidea'

You see, as he was walking through the woods gathering mud on his feet his only thoughts were of his loving wife back home freezing in the house and he regretted failing to start the fire because he had been working late to make enough money to try to pay the bills. :(

His thoughts of caring for her were overbearing.....fully engulfing his thought processes.   The driving force in his life was getting to the woodshed and making kindling so he could start a home warming fire and warm the cockles of her heart. ... [waiting]

Being the simple man that he was, taking care of his princess overcame his thoughts relentlessly driving his actions, and he failed to notice the mud on his boots as he labored away to warm his loved one. 

He could not bear the thought of taking off his boots and forcing the woman he loved to wade through the ankle deep mud to the woodshed and get the wood.  It was just too much to ask. ::)
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: StinkerBell on March 04, 2009, 10:46:52 PM
I just bet he didn't even bother to take out the overflowing trash bin with him when he went out to the wood shed.
Title: Re: Complain, Moan, Complain, Moan
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 04, 2009, 10:58:48 PM
He is a man, Stinky.  Not a miracle worker.... [waiting]