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Title: How to escape the police (not)
Post by: John_C on January 24, 2009, 09:32:22 AM
 [rofl2] Almost posted it in humor.

LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.

The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.

Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.

Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas.
Title: Re: How to escape the police (not)
Post by: MountainDon on January 24, 2009, 11:37:00 AM
So maybe it's a goat sending me those emails and not a Prince?    :( :(
Title: Re: How to escape the police (not)
Post by: John_C on January 24, 2009, 12:00:44 PM
Nah,  the goat can' type. The cloven hooves are a problem with most keyboards.

Next time you are having curried goat at an Indian restaurant... you might be a cannibal.
Title: Re: How to escape the police (not)
Post by: StinkerBell on January 24, 2009, 01:28:06 PM
Thats the proper use of the escape goat rule.
Title: Re: How to escape the police (not)
Post by: glenn kangiser on January 24, 2009, 02:56:09 PM
Oh...that was baaaa b...b..baaaaaaad...., , Stink.  d*
Title: Re: How to escape the police (not)
Post by: Pox Eclipse on January 24, 2009, 08:18:56 PM
Greetings & Salutations!!

My name is Mahamaa'aad Daa'aahbDoub, and I am seeking your confidential assistance.  I was formerly a successful vehicle broker in the nation of Nigeria, and due to my changing circumstances, I must leave the country.  I have considerable funds in accounts in the Bank of Nigeria, which I unfortunately cannot withdraw because I can no longer hold a pen.

Please reply immediately if I can trust you to help me export my considerable savings, and keep a handsome commission for your trouble.

Yours Faithfully,

M. Daa'aahbdoub
Title: Re: How to escape the police (not)
Post by: firefox on January 24, 2009, 11:11:58 PM
I think she needs a Pen Pal....
Bruce
Title: Re: How to escape the police (not)
Post by: NM_Shooter on January 25, 2009, 10:53:26 AM
Eeeeeee.... ~Cabrones!