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Title: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 06, 2009, 01:16:00 PM
OK, here's the deal... we found the place we really would like to buy, but the folks who currently own it really want way more than it is worth.  They paid $80-90K about 3.5 years ago and want $140K for it now.  Granted, they have done some fixin' up, but most of it has been minor... they finished some interior walls and butchered the wiring (it will need to be redone because it is SCARY), and they added a jacuzzi tub  in the master bedroom (which I could care less about.)  Also, they did a little wall papering and some cheapy laminate flooring.  I don't even care for the wall-papering.  I'm sure they also have cleared a lot of brush and cleaned up around the cabin, as well as removing the screen doors (which may not have been as cute as they were useful) and replaced them with fancier doors with some cut glass designs on them.  (I'd probably put screen doors back on if we buy it because I don't like AC unless it is just sweltering hot. )  My gut says that even with all the work they've done, that the house and 20 acres most likely won't appraise at more than $120K, max.  They've made the place "cute" but I guarantee you they don't have $50K worth of "cute" in it.  So far, we've only been able to get them to come down to $135K and putting $1000 of the $1750 toward fixing the road into the place....  The place can't go FHA because of the acreage and the road (the house isn't worth enough of the value to go FHA) and in the current economy, they are unlikely to be able to find anyone else who can go conventional and still afford to pay closing costs.  Yesterday, I offered them $132K and they have to fix the entire road, plus a $1K repair cap in addition to any termite damages they'll need to repair.  Granted, we intend to live there a long long time if we get the place... but what would you do in the case of a house you think is overpriced by this much??  The land alone is worth about $40K.  I really like the land, but am ready to walk away because the folks are being completely unreasonable.  If they don't take our offer, should we walk away?  Our original offer was $115K and they fix the road.  We've come up more than $15K and they've not really moved a whole heck of a lot.  What would you do?  Oh, and FWIW, we haven't found any other places that are realistic possibilities.... though my realtor is going to go knock on the door of a house we looked at a few times and they finally took it off the market because it wasn't selling... she is going to ask them if they would sell it to us for less than they had it listed for....  if so, it would be more expensive than the other place, but closer to DH's work and twice the acreage and on better roads. 
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: John_C on January 06, 2009, 01:34:47 PM
HG,

A few days ago when you posted your first message about this property I thought to myself that you were "falling in love" with it too soon.  It's easier, and less stressful to negotiate from a position of relative indifference.  Fall in love with it after you own it.

In todays economy I'd try to find a property with "people problems".  Someone who really wants or needs to get rid of the property.  There are a lot of those out there right now.  Even when the real estate market was going strong there were people willing to sell way below market value if they could get out in a hurry.  My ex & I bought a house in 2003 for about 1/2 its appraised value.

If the current owner wants to stand firm on their price and wait for someone who just loves the property there isn't much you can do.  You could leave a standing offer on the table or withdraw your offer and go look at other properties.  In a month or two they may be more negotiable.  I know you want to buy & move ASAP, but that frame of mind isn't going to influence the current owner.

What they have in it is more or less irrelevant.  How badly they want to sell it is more important.  It doesn't seem like these folks are in that big of a hurry.

I know this sounds overly harsh, and I don't mean it that way, but it's how I see the situation.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: muldoon on January 06, 2009, 02:37:18 PM
If the property is worth 40k in your opinion, and you are offering 132k you have made the mental calculation that the house and improvements are worth 92 thousand dollars.  That's the road, the house, the electric service, the water, the septic and any clearing they have accomplished.

Feel free to chop up that 92k however you need to, but I'll take a stab at it based if you were to start from scratch on unimproved land based on costs that I have seen locally - they may be different for you. 

road - 2k
electric service (deposit, poles, meter loop, panel, inspection, etc) - 3k
water well - 4k
septic - 6k
So 15k for the extras, and to be honest - having that all accomplished is certainly worth *something* as it could take a considerable amount of time to do it yourself if it wasn't there.  During that time you would need to continue living somewhere else.  So call it 20k in value? 

That leaves 72k for the house.  I bet you could build a hell of a house for 72k.  One with wiring you felt was safe to sleep in. 

I agree with John C on this - go look at some more dirt.  There are people who are motivated to deal, you just need to find them.  I think 115k was a more than fair offer, I would have started at 95k based on what you described. 
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 06, 2009, 03:20:21 PM
In my gut, I know y'all are both right.  Thing is I have looked at every acreage that has come up in the past 11 months in a 6-county (possibly more, but I lose count) area.  The only other one I liked as well took me more than an hour to get to because of congestion on the highway going there, even though mileage wise it was closer than the current property of interest.  The other three I've liked all sold almost immediately upon listing because they were priced right.  The only other possibility is the one that the folks finally took off the market when we didn't make an offer after looking two or three times.  My realtor is going to go knock on their door and see if they'd still consider selling it, but for a more reasonable price.  (It was my first love, but DH was a little overwhelmed with the clutter and junk around and in the house, and had a hard time seeing it for what it could be instead of the mess it was, and it was very overpriced.)  Just can't seem to find anything else I like half as well or that has half as much potential.  Our original plan was start from scratch on a parcel of land, but every pretty parcel that has come up seems to sell in nothing flat... there was a really nice 40A in a great location that was priced right just a few weeks ago, but it has since sold.  DH went through this phase of deciding that he didn't want to build with three little kids; just didn't think he could do it.  Now he's kind of wishy washy on it and considering going back to square one and having the foundation, roof, and framing contracted out and then doing the rest ourselves. 

:-\  I know I am not for going up one penny.   I didn't want to come up to the $132 because I seriously think it is way too much.  I had the realtor put a provision in that if the house didn't appraise, the price would drop to the appraised value or we would not close on it, but then we'd still be out the inspections/well test/etc. 

The main problems with the wiring are:  there are junction boxes in the plenum and bare wiring running along the crown molding, etc.  The garage is just flat wrong... there's no other way to describe it.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: ScottA on January 06, 2009, 03:33:35 PM
Don't contact them again. If they call you back fine but let them think you've given up. In the mean time i'd keep looking.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: muldoon on January 06, 2009, 03:35:36 PM
QuoteThe other three I've liked all sold almost immediately upon listing because they were priced right. 
and
Quotehere was a really nice 40A in a great location that was priced right just a few weeks ago, but it has since sold.

Sounds like you might benefit from being "ready" to move when the next one comes up.  Have your loan pre-approved and paperwork ready, have your earnest money ready to go, wait for the deal to come to you and sleep well knowing you will be in the best position to act when the time is right.  I realize your tunnel vision focused on the finish line, but stop and enjoy the little victories along the way.  Pray about it, get your *stuff* together and be ready.  It will just fall in your lap when the time is right.  Cant say how but I'm pretty sure about that. 

Don't be desperate for any reason, this is a buyers market.  You have the leverage here - do not give it up to anyone. 
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: peternap on January 06, 2009, 04:53:56 PM
Quote from: muldoon on January 06, 2009, 03:35:36 PM
QuoteThe other three I've liked all sold almost immediately upon listing because they were priced right. 
and
Quotehere was a really nice 40A in a great location that was priced right just a few weeks ago, but it has since sold.

Sounds like you might benefit from being "ready" to move when the next one comes up.  Have your loan pre-approved and paperwork ready, have your earnest money ready to go, wait for the deal to come to you and sleep well knowing you will be in the best position to act when the time is right.  I realize your tunnel vision focused on the finish line, but stop and enjoy the little victories along the way.  Pray about it, get your *stuff* together and be ready.  It will just fall in your lap when the time is right.  Cant say how but I'm pretty sure about that. 

Don't be desperate for any reason, this is a buyers market.  You have the leverage here - do not give it up to anyone. 

What Muldoon said. You are in the drivers seat this time. Remember what a PITA your buyers were. Be them ::)
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 06, 2009, 05:01:47 PM
Quote from: peternap on January 06, 2009, 04:53:56 PM
Quote from: muldoon on January 06, 2009, 03:35:36 PM
QuoteThe other three I've liked all sold almost immediately upon listing because they were priced right. 
and
Quotehere was a really nice 40A in a great location that was priced right just a few weeks ago, but it has since sold.

Sounds like you might benefit from being "ready" to move when the next one comes up.  Have your loan pre-approved and paperwork ready, have your earnest money ready to go, wait for the deal to come to you and sleep well knowing you will be in the best position to act when the time is right.  I realize your tunnel vision focused on the finish line, but stop and enjoy the little victories along the way.  Pray about it, get your *stuff* together and be ready.  It will just fall in your lap when the time is right.  Cant say how but I'm pretty sure about that. 

Don't be desperate for any reason, this is a buyers market.  You have the leverage here - do not give it up to anyone. 

What Muldoon said. You are in the drivers seat this time. Remember what a PITA your buyers were. Be them ::)
;D  Thanks Peter. That made me giggle.  I don't know if I have it in me to be like that, but couldn't hurt to try....

Our lease is up next month, and I really want to get out of this house as soon as we possibly can and would like to be able to move once, not twice, if possible.  Think I'm going to go ahead and pursue the house where the listing expired and they haven't relisted it.  At least see if they still want to sell.  I loved the land there, and the house was OK to live in until we could build/modify it to fit us better.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: John_C on January 06, 2009, 05:48:04 PM
I don't subscribe to the be a PITA theory.  It's too stressful.  Find properties with motivated sellers. Then you are solving their problem while solving your own.

It's hard to find a realtor that will show distressed properties.  They want to show nice higher dollar properties. Most buyers are put off by the very things that make a house a bargain and move on quickly to other properties.  If you can socialize with a few realtors they will tell you (when sufficiently lubricated), that in most cases the houses that people buy, regardless of what they say they are looking for, is one that the wife falls in love with.  So they get in the habit of trying to read peoples desires through what they say and show the properties they think the wifey will like.

I went through realtor after realtor who showed me everything except what I was looking for. When I finally found one who took it seriously there were a lot of houses that could be bought for way below appraisal.  In Key Largo, Fl when lots were going 15k - 25k I bought a lot for my house for $7,000 because there was no water line.  A water meter cost $3,000 at that time and my cistern cost me $4,500, and I never had a water bill. 

When I bought the two 1-1/2 acre lots in GA that my current house sits on the seller was asking $7,500 each.  I offered $7,000 for both with $700 down and he would take a mtg on the balance.  I told the realtor that I knew it was way low but that was all I could afford and still have cash to build the house so he could take it or leave it, but there wouldn't be any negotiation. He took it.  Turned out he had gotten the lots to cover a gambling debt and he just wanted out. Twenty+ years later we are still friends.

I don't know if you are familiar with Clark Howard  http://clarkhoward.com/ (http://clarkhoward.com/)
He is a consumer advocated and has a syndicated radio show.  He does quite a few shows about buying real estate.  He talks about his penchant for buying properties that smell bad.  It seem that is one of the things that quickly drives prospective buyers away.  New carpet and paint almost always fix the pet and smoking odors and he has bought several properties way below market value that only needed paint and carpet.

In today's economy I would think a buyer with ca$h money would have a lot of bargaining power.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: StinkerBell on January 06, 2009, 06:41:01 PM
I agree with the other posters on this HT. I know you have fallen in love with the property but (maybe this will help) the property has cheated on you, it tells other properties he is just using you for money. The property really does think you look fat in your dark denim jeans and laughs behind your back. I hope that helps you fall out of love. heh Oh yes, the property is gay.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: John_C on January 06, 2009, 06:46:16 PM
 [rofl2] [rofl2] [rofl2]
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 06, 2009, 08:28:33 PM
 ;D rofl rofl [rofl2] [rofl2] [rofl2]  Good one, Stink.  I'll keep that in mind.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: MountainDon on January 06, 2009, 08:37:58 PM
If one has to justify the price for something by telling yourself you will own it for a long time, thus amortizing the excess cost over that period, then I don't think it is a practical move. What happens if something changes?

I have owned a number of things that I knew I was going to keep forever. I don't have many of them any more.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: wildbil on January 06, 2009, 10:12:31 PM
I talked myself into buying a lot of stuff. be careful because once it is your it Owns you.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 07, 2009, 08:26:06 AM
Stink, I think your comment pushed me over the edge.  I'm over the house now.  I saw an acreage that is in a better location yesterday (it apparently just listed between Christmas and New Year's) that is a slightly larger acreage with a big barn, well, septic, and a finished out workshop.  The workshop also has a 700 sq. ft. 1-bed/1 bath apartment.  (Yes, also has a kitchen.)  It's half the price, closer to DH's work, and in a better location all-around.  Only about 15 miles from my grandma, so we could check  in on her more often, too.  Called our realtor last night and told her not to contact them again about the other place, that we were walking away from it.  Also gave her a list of four more places I hope to see this afternoon after I go to the doctor with my mom.  Land in the area where this new listing is typically goes for $4K/acre and up.  Unfortunately, in my kids' minds, the only place they want is the one with the cabin and the creek... on the way to violin lessons with my oldest yesterday, I asked her what she thought about a couple of other places, and she teared up and almost started crying.  Then last night, my middle daughter wouldn't go to sleep, so I asked her what it was that was keeping her awake, and she whimpered, "I'm afraid we won't get to move to the Chandler house."  I told her not to worry that we'd find some place to live soon, and she stuck out her lip and said, "But will it have woods and a creek and a looooonnnnnngg driveway?"   d*  Oh, and DH was mad by the time he got off work yesterday too, thinking about the fact that the folks who own this place are being so pig-headed, so he had waxed hot again on building his own place, or at least finishing it out after contracting the roof, framing, and foundation. 
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: fishing_guy on January 07, 2009, 09:55:38 AM
Homegrown,

I have been reading your trials and tribulations on selling your home in Wi, and trying to buy a new one. 

I feel for you in a few different ways.

1.  I am one to stay put.  We currently live in the house my wife grew up in.  It's been in her family for the last 40 years.  It is a nice (older) ranch house, which we remodeled the basement.  It now has 5 bedrooms, 3 baths and a good sized family room in the basement.  None of the rooms are huge, but it fits our family like a glove.

2.  A couple of years ago, we had a bit of money.  3 options to use it.  Replace our 12 year old boat with a slightly larger new one.  Put a down payment on a lake property.  Or buy some land in the country for cash.
We searched several areas in our state, and after a summer of trips across our state, we finally found some land that fit the bill.

3.  The realators put the last minute squeeze on us on the land we bought.  I asked my wife what she thought.  She said either the offer we made or option 1(the new boat).  I told that to the realator verbatum.  The owners accepted our original offer and we got the land.  Remaining emotionally detatched allowed us to make the right decision, although we really did like the property.

Just remember...if it isn't exactly what you want house or outbuilding wise, it can always be added onto later.  Don't talk yourself into it (and especially not the kids), until you're sure it is what you want(right location, price, upgradable). 

Good luck, and I'm sure it'll work out in the end.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: StinkerBell on January 07, 2009, 01:10:35 PM
I am so glad you found another place, with what sounds like an apartment area for me when I come for a visit.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Mike 870 on January 07, 2009, 03:52:19 PM
I think you've recieved some sound advice here.  Never fall in love with a property.  Even if you do like it a lot be sure to hide your feelings from even your own buyers agent. Supposedly your agent works for you, but what they really want is for you to buy something and they want you to spend the max amount you are approved for.  I've grown a severe distrust of realtors over the years (sorry if we have any realtors on here).  I have yet to meet even a buyers agent that I feel has truly been an advocate for me and my interests.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: akemt on January 07, 2009, 04:14:20 PM
One other suggestion I'd give is to take a look at run-down or undeveloped properties in an area you like that AREN'T obviously for sale.  I've found some good deals this way...There were some lots on the road of the house we just sold that I was interested in.  I just called the planning department and they willingly gave me the name and mailing address of the owner.  I sent a letter just stating that we were curious if they'd consider selling and that we might be interested depending on price, etc.  It took a few months (guy who owns it is in a nursing home out-of-state, son was taking care of everything, so it went through a couple of hands in different states first), but eventually we got a response.  They'd owned the property forever, owned it outright, were willing to carry the loan, and were making a very decent asking price.  Now, if I could only find the email address now that we've FINALLY sold our place...  Guess I'll have to go through the whole thing again to try and get ahold of them!

Anyway, before we bought our last house we went land-looking doing the same thing and found some more land that way.  It's worth a shot.  Owner financing can be a good option and you might find land you love at a price you're happy about.

Best of luck!
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Jens on January 07, 2009, 09:19:32 PM
I have found it best not to take the kids when looking at real estate, if that is possible.  We already have enough trouble trying not to fall in love with a place that we don't own yet, we don't need help from them!  We have the same problem of falling in love with a house that maybe isn't the best buy, getting impatient, and missing great deals a little later.  I would like this not to be the case, but we can be quite impulsive at times.

What I am trying to say here is, don't be impatient, but don't lock your heart away either.  If the sellers are making it difficult, then it may not be meant to be (not that they ever make it too easy).  Just remember too, that what fits for you isn't the same thing that fits for everybody else, and although it is sound business to make a good investment with real estate, if you are looking at staying there for a while, it shouldn't be your primary concern. 

Buy a home, for you and your family, don't purchase a house. ;)
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: considerations on January 07, 2009, 11:16:49 PM
"AREN'T obviously for sale."  That is how I found the last property in Oregon.  There was a real estate sign face down in the woods next to the road.  After getting nothing from them, I went to the county and looked up the owners and wrote them a letter.  After about 6 months they responded and we ended up making a deal.  They carried the contract for 3 years. I'd forgotten all about that until I saw this post. It can work.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 08, 2009, 01:05:45 PM
Guess what... another place came up that I am going to try to go look at tomorrow or Saturday.  It is the same acreage, in a different location, only 40 miles from DH's work as opposed to nearly 50.  On better roads, and nicer place all-round.  A LOT better price.  Will post more after looking.  Talked to our realtor again this morning and the other realtor says he can't talk the people down on the other place.  Compare the list price/sq. ft. and the one we made the offer on is about $105 (no WAY is it worth that) compared to the one we just discovered ($60/sq. ft.) and it is a much nicer house made with better quality materials, from what I can tell from the photos. 
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: StinkerBell on January 08, 2009, 02:13:43 PM
See, there are much better fish in the sea. You were settling on a bottom feeder, when you deserve a blue tuna.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 08, 2009, 02:39:37 PM
Stink,  I told our realtor that the other house didn't love me and that it was telling everyone else that it only is using me for the money, and that it said my jeans make me look fat.  She thinks that I'm certifiably insane now. [crz] heh  The look on her face was pretty priceless. 
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: StinkerBell on January 08, 2009, 02:52:55 PM
heh
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: John_C on January 08, 2009, 03:21:03 PM
HG,

If the realtor disses you over it tell her to tell it to the forum.

We'll straighten her out.  :)    The inmates participants here will have her thinking you're the only sane person left on earth [crz]
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Jens on January 09, 2009, 09:26:29 AM
Quote from: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 08, 2009, 02:39:37 PM
Stink,  I told our realtor that the other house didn't love me and that it was telling everyone else that it only is using me for the money, and that it said my jeans make me look fat.  She thinks that I'm certifiably insane now. [crz] heh  The look on her face was pretty priceless. 

You said it, not me!  You do have 3 kids though, that counts for something in the insanity department.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 11, 2009, 12:15:55 AM
Well, the place is gorgeous.  Were set to make offer this evening and had our realtor over for supper, but since have decided that the listing agent on this property is a moron (she doesn't know west from north, nor can she read a map.)  So, we spent a little while this afternoon tresspassing around somebody else's pond and pasture (oops) and will have to go back tomorrow and walk the perimeter of the right property (which lies to mostly to the south, east, and north of the house, NOT the west) and see if there really is a pond that was listed on all their listings for the place.  Seeing as how there is no gas supply to the house (though they listed it as gas heat) and seeing as how they don't know north from west and aren't even sure which direction the property faces, and seeing as how the listing agent has never walked the perimeter, and doesn't know WHOSE horse that was that we spooked over by the pond that was NOT on the property after all, we figure we had best go back one more time and gallavant around through the woods to look for the ever elusive pond that keeps showing up on the listing for the house that is ten years newer and at least 500 sq. ft. larger than all their listings say it is.  Anyway, the problem in this case is not the owners (they seem like reasonable people and are so anxious to get this house sold because they've been deployed for over a year now) and it is not the land or anything with the property.  It is their realtor.  Hopefully after one more trip, we can make an offer on it and get things moving!  Hopefully the neighbors (whose property we trespassed on this afternoon) are easy to get along with.  I suspect they might be, as there is a gate from the barnyard into their pasture, too.  Will elaborate more after sleeping on it and going back out there to see if we still want to make the same offer we were going to make before we knew the listing agent was a buffoon. ::)
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: peternap on January 11, 2009, 01:37:09 AM
That's really funny HT....and your not alone. When we bought our first farm the listing agent didn't include much in the listing. We went out with our agent, who was in the same office. The listing agent had gone with her to the property but wouldn't get out of the car because the owners told her that there were bear on the property. She just pointed it out to our agent.

The result was we put an offer in on a farm that belonged to someone else. Our farm had river frontage on two sides and we had found a creek we weren't very impressed with...but liked the rest enough to make the offer.

They accepted the offer and then we realized it was the wrong place after getting a map.

We went out to look at the right one after having a few choice words with the listing agent and she was sweating bullets because she might have to explain to the sellers why the contract was no good.

We looked at the right property and liked it better than the other one but still couldn't find the damn river.
I gave my son the GPS and it showed the river so I sent my son with it to have a look. He radioed me to come over and I saw him standing there with a big smile and just pastt him this.

(https://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa57/peternap/riv.jpg)

The listing agent was relieved that we would complete the sale.

Yes...some agents are idiots, and lucky ;D
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 11, 2009, 10:15:51 AM
Well, practically speaking, it looks like the land that goes with the place is a bit better than what we were looking at... there are no visible washes on the satellite view (there were huge gulleys and washes on the place we walked around yesterday, all visible from satellite.)  However, I'm not convinced it will be as interesting as the other property that we trespassed on yesterday.  On the 'wrong' property, there was a deep creek with huge boulders laid across like a natural bridge... bet it would be absolutely gorgeous in flood stage, and there was a table rock that would have been a great place to picnic.  However, DH was a little worried about the girls because the canyon was deep and very steep... he was already lecturing me about making sure that the girls didn't go over there without us until they were old enough to know what was a good idea and what was not.  Also, on another practical and good note, I think that all of the "right" property is goat fenced... there are 2-3 strands of barbed wire on top of that, but we haven't walked the whole permeter yet, so we'll see if it goes all the way around.  Well, at least the back 1/2 of the land appears to have the goat fencing...there is also a really nice hay meadow at the front (north) of the property, and it is fenced with 4-strand barbed wire.  I think it'll all work out in the end.  However, their realtor is still a buffoon.  She didn't have the heat on and there are busted pipes everywhere; gonna cost them a pretty penny to get them all fixed.  It also looks like the shallower part of the creek may make up the southern boundary of the property, which would be nice.  I don't know.  We're headed out there in a little while to see... not going to church today because middle daughter was running a fever last night and I don't want her to give anyone else anything (though she seems fine today anyway.) 

Peter, it's great that you got the good end of the deal and got the nicer property out of the deal... our realtor has no tolerance for realtors who won't do their jobs, so she left here last night just furious with the listing agent and told her we wouldn't make an offer until we'd looked at the right place.  She also felt really bad because she knew we were excited about the place and although it doesn't change the acreage, it does change the layout and means that the huge pond is NOT a part of the property, which kind of stinks.  I was already daydreaming about running out and fishing for a little while each day when chores and homeschool were done for the day!  The listing mentions the pond over and over again, so I guess we'll see if there really is one, though not much else about the listing has been correct.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: John_C on January 11, 2009, 11:48:15 AM
If you get that far it might be prudent to make an offer contingent on a new survey confirming the property description.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 12, 2009, 10:10:36 AM
Oh, the survey is already a requirement!  There is no pond.  There WAS a pond when the folks moved away, though, but apparently summer before last (and that's when it had to be judging from the plant growth) when we had so much rain, it washed the dam away and the pond pretty much drained out.  I think it would be a fairly simple affair to dig it back out and rebuild the dam.  It looks like it was a nice big pond, too.  There are black willows and sandbar willows on the north side of it, but a wild plum thicket has grown down from the bank and into where the pond was and pretty much taken over. Also, the blackberries are so thick it was really hard to get out of after we got down in there (picture us having to stop every few minutes and untangle the girls from either greenbriar or blackberry canes.)  There was no water left in the pond, only a small damp spot full of racoon, rabbit, deer, turtle tracks and so forth.  You can tell that at one time, the back portion of the property was at least partially cleared.  However, after a year and a half of nothing browsing it but the deer, it is almost impenetrable in places.  It took us two hours just to walk the perimeter of the back half of the property.  It is fenced seperately from the front half, with 2/3 of the fencing being goat fencing and the rest being four-strand smooth or five -strand barbed wire.  The kids were worn out by the time we got back up near the house and barn, so we cut across and let them take a break, and then we drove through the north pasture, which looked like it was in good shape.  All the fences are stout and well-built.  Down along the creek and the neck of the neighbor's other pond, which backs up to the property, there are hickory and pecan trees everywhere, as well as dogwoods.  It'll be pretty down there in the  spring.  There were still a lot of tree limbs down along the southern fence from last year's ice storm, so we'd need to get down there and clean it out some and fix fence before we could let anything loose in there.   We also discovered a small orchard planted (my best guess) about four years ago.  In bad need of pruning, but otherwise looks healthy.  Mostly apple trees.  In the little clearings throughout the wooded part of the  property, there are mostly good prairie grasses (indian grass, little bluestem, big bluestem, switchgrass, and love grass... no weedy species, other than the blackberry, which has tried to conquer all.)  In most of the wooded places, the blackjacks, post oaks and sumac are so thick with so many low-hanging branches that it is hard to walk through (well, at least when I'm carrying a baby.)   

DH is coming up with all kinds of conspiracy theories about the folks who lived there before...mainly because in the garage there is a large, industrial size and quality biochemical vent hood and bottles of electrode cleaner and electrical probes (for doing some kind of testing on live animals).  We know the guy is military, but the house isn't just run-of-the-mill housing that someone who wasn't pretty high ranking would live in.  Also, there is a security system with cameras and a monitor of the gate, and sensors on each door in the house to note when they are opened and in what series.  There is also another security system/burglar alarm, paid two years in advance for police/fire/emergency.  Kind of creepy.  Gotta wonder what he was up to that he was so paranoid.  There is also some kind of special internet wiring (I don't know the details or what that really means other than my husband was fascinated by it.)  Basically, DH said that it wasn't normal home-type wiring, but some kind of highly secure system usually used for government agencies?   ???  So, he was freaking our realtor out with his theories on what kind of bombs the guy was building in the garage, or what kind of espionage he was likely involved in.  It was hilarious, as our realtor is gullible and easily freaked out (I wished I'd had a video camera when she and I looked at a house owned by a taxidermist!).  Anyway, we made an offer last night on it, so we'll see what happens... oh, and there was a contingency that the biochemical vent hood be removed from the property before closing.  We checked online, and it was a several-thousand dollar machine.  DH toyed with the idea of keeping it and selling it on ebay, but we really don't want it there.  In a way, I am disappointed that the creek is not on the property.  But, on the other hand, the land is more practical than the other property we walked around on the day before.  The only erosion we saw was just where the pond dam had washed away, and that was only about a 15-ft. deep wash.  Otherwise, it would only take a few goats and some time to make all the property accessible by small tractor or foot. 
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: muldoon on January 12, 2009, 11:25:38 AM
sounds like a nice place, back in "fingers crossed" mode for you guys. 
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Oh, the survey is already a requirement!  There is no pond.  There WAS a pond when the folks moved away, though, but apparently summer before last (and that's when it had to be judging from the plant growth) when we had so much rain, it washed the dam away and the pond pretty much drained out.  I think it would be a fairly simple affair to dig it back out and rebuild the dam.  It looks like it was a nice big pond, too.  There are black willows and sandbar willows on the north side of it, but a wild plum thicket has grown down from the bank and into where the pond was and pretty much taken over.

If the dam washed away then it was not built correctly or maintained in the first place.  If you have clay on the property then building it back will be easy, (well cheap, not necessarily easy) anyway more than likely not enough clay was used in the first place which is what the problem was.  The good news is that rebuilding it gives you some good opportunity to improve on it.  First, add a spillway, maybe two of them.  This gives you a way to control flooding and overflow conditions in a controlled manner.  Second, I would consider adding a drain while you have no dam - this gives you the ability to drain the pond if needed without tearing the dam apart later.  Lasty - you said it was grown up with willows - thats not a good sign on a dam.  willows drink tons of water which naturally drains your pond down.  Aside from that the roots will grow into the dam and then when the willow dies (or snaps) those root channels fill with water which reduces the strength of the dam and it can be simply washed away.  Keep these things in mind when you go to repair it.  pondboss.com is a great site for ponds, their forum is much like ours only focused on ponds.  drains, spillways, clay liners, rebuilding dams, willows, water quality, fish are all covered in detail over there if you ever want to search for them. 

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Also, the blackberries are so thick it was really hard to get out of after we got down in there (picture us having to stop every few minutes and untangle the girls from either greenbriar or blackberry canes.)  There was no water left in the pond, only a small damp spot full of racoon, rabbit, deer, turtle tracks and so forth.  You can tell that at one time, the back portion of the property was at least partially cleared.  However, after a year and a half of nothing browsing it but the deer, it is almost impenetrable in places.  It took us two hours just to walk the perimeter of the back half of the property.  It is fenced seperately from the front half, with 2/3 of the fencing being goat fencing and the rest being four-strand smooth or five -strand barbed wire.  The kids were worn out by the time we got back up near the house and barn, so we cut across and let them take a break, and then we drove through the north pasture, which looked like it was in good shape.  All the fences are stout and well-built.  Down along the creek and the neck of the neighbor's other pond, which backs up to the property, there are hickory and pecan trees everywhere, as well as dogwoods.  It'll be pretty down there in the  spring.  There were still a lot of tree limbs down along the southern fence from last year's ice storm, so we'd need to get down there and clean it out some and fix fence before we could let anything loose in there.   We also discovered a small orchard planted (my best guess) about four years ago.  In bad need of pruning, but otherwise looks healthy.  Mostly apple trees.  In the little clearings throughout the wooded part of the  property, there are mostly good prairie grasses (indian grass, little bluestem, big bluestem, switchgrass, and love grass... no weedy species, other than the blackberry, which has tried to conquer all.)  In most of the wooded places, the blackjacks, post oaks and sumac are so thick with so many low-hanging branches that it is hard to walk through (well, at least when I'm carrying a baby.)   
whats not to like?  apple orchard, good fencing, blackberries, creek, pecan trees, hay meadow, and worn out kids :) 

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DH is coming up with all kinds of conspiracy theories about the folks who lived there before...mainly because in the garage there is a large, industrial size and quality biochemical vent hood and bottles of electrode cleaner and electrical probes (for doing some kind of testing on live animals).  We know the guy is military, but the house isn't just run-of-the-mill housing that someone who wasn't pretty high ranking would live in.  Also, there is a security system with cameras and a monitor of the gate, and sensors on each door in the house to note when they are opened and in what series.  There is also another security system/burglar alarm, paid two years in advance for police/fire/emergency.  Kind of creepy.  Gotta wonder what he was up to that he was so paranoid. 
I would agree its odd, but really those are great assets to have in a place.  Not the type of thing you (or I) would pay to do but having them in place sounds good to me. 

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There is also some kind of special internet wiring (I don't know the details or what that really means other than my husband was fascinated by it.)  Basically, DH said that it wasn't normal home-type wiring, but some kind of highly secure system usually used for government agencies?   

Thats essentially how I make my living - I would be interested in some photos of this the next time you go out there.  At the very least I should be able to tell you what you have and how to best use it. 

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Huh?  So, he was freaking our realtor out with his theories on what kind of bombs the guy was building in the garage, or what kind of espionage he was likely involved in.  It was hilarious, as our realtor is gullible and easily freaked out (I wished I'd had a video camera when she and I looked at a house owned by a taxidermist!).  Anyway, we made an offer last night on it, so we'll see what happens... oh, and there was a contingency that the biochemical vent hood be removed from the property before closing.  We checked online, and it was a several-thousand dollar machine.  DH toyed with the idea of keeping it and selling it on ebay, but we really don't want it there.  In a way, I am disappointed that the creek is not on the property.  But, on the other hand, the land is more practical than the other property we walked around on the day before.  The only erosion we saw was just where the pond dam had washed away, and that was only about a 15-ft. deep wash.  Otherwise, it would only take a few goats and some time to make all the property accessible by small tractor or foot.

sounds nice, good luck. 
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Sassy on January 12, 2009, 01:44:02 PM
Yes, sure does sound like a neat place, HG!  I'd go for it...  of course,  DH would have wanted to keep that chemical contraption - I'm sure he'd find a use for it  c* d*
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 12, 2009, 02:51:04 PM
 ;D  He probably would've Sassy.  I just got an email from the seller's agent forwarding the response from the seller about the "contraption".  Her hubby used it to take plant cuttings in a sterile environment, as the wife said, "One of his weird yankee things..."  DH will be relieved that it wasn't used in strange chemical testing or animal testing of some sort. 

From the forwarded email, they sound like really nice folks. Too bad their realtor wasn't doing right by them or that place would've been sold a long time ago, but on the other hand, it's good for us.  Now to sit back and wait until we hear back on our offer.  It takes a little time as they are in Europe and the info has to get to them and back...might be kind of long drawn-out process, but I hope not.


By the way, with the corrected square footage, we will be getting this house in the range of $40/sq ft, whereas the other house we made an offer on (nowhere near as nice) was around $105/sq. ft.  Whew!  The other place was in a little prettier place, but the road was awful and the wiring was scary, and the people weren't flexible and would not come off the asking price.  This place is pretty, but could be gorgeous.  I love the long porch and covered patio all the way down the south side of the house, and the place has really great potential.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: southernsis on January 12, 2009, 05:39:41 PM
Hey Homegrown, it sounds like you might have found your place. It sounds very nice. The other people did you a favor by being so unflexible on their price.
I was going to show a place out in the country in Missouri. The owner lived in Florida and the house had been vacant for over a year. Anyway I took a client to see this property and the minute we got out of the car you could smell this horrible smell. It smelled like cat pee. I opened the front door and her and I took about 2 step inside and low and behold there was a meth lab. d* We flew to the car and left as fast as I could drive. Got back to the office and called the police.
You never know what you will stumble across here in Arkansas and Missouri. Very scary.

Very happy for you finding a place.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: StinkerBell on January 12, 2009, 05:49:09 PM
Southersis,

That reminds me when we were considering looking at property in Northern Idaho. The real estate agent asked if we had a rifle for the area we were looking in. I was thinking bears in the area...I was wrong.

Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: southernsis on January 12, 2009, 06:46:59 PM
There are alot of meth labs here. I have driven down some roads that I get a very bad feeling about. Idaho is bad also. There was a place that my husband and I looked at to buy near Ketchum and I swear there was a meth lab and pot farm on the neighbors property.
Title: Re: What do y'all think?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on January 12, 2009, 06:51:18 PM
Quote from: southernsis on January 12, 2009, 05:39:41 PM
Hey Homegrown, it sounds like you might have found your place. It sounds very nice. The other people did you a favor by being so unflexible on their price.
I was going to show a place out in the country in Missouri. The owner lived in Florida and the house had been vacant for over a year. Anyway I took a client to see this property and the minute we got out of the car you could smell this horrible smell. It smelled like cat pee. I opened the front door and her and I took about 2 step inside and low and behold there was a meth lab. d* We flew to the car and left as fast as I could drive. Got back to the office and called the police.
You never know what you will stumble across here in Arkansas and Missouri. Very scary.

Very happy for you finding a place.

Yikes!  That's scary.  We've gone into a few that we took two steps inside and turned around and left.  None that had anything I could identify as being a meth lab, necessarily, but some that were in such squalor that they needed to be bulldozed.  A few of the worst ones we actually walked through because the homeowners were there and would have gotten their feelings hurt if we hadn't.  A few that were just creepy (as in you didn't want to open the freezer because you had this sickening feeling that there might be a body in it.)   I like this place a lot, though, and I think it'll work out.