Laboratories have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Bill in the U.P. (hope this wasn't already posted)
How did you know, Bill? [slap] rofl
You do't want to get me started, Bill. [crz]
Quote from: glenn kangiser on December 19, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
You do't want to get me started, Bill. [crz]
Interesting......... ::)
I wonder if you could make bullets from it after a through meltdown ???
I'm a little concerned about shrinkage after it cools :o
I hear it will make very dirty bullets...leave your gun full of crud and corruption.... solvent for cleanup? None - insolvent.... likely you will have to bail it out of the barrel.