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Title: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: MountainDon on December 15, 2008, 05:28:15 PM
And what will you more than likely get?


I'd like a 4WD tractor with backhoe and road grading accessories.


I'll probably get a long handled shovel
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: Redoverfarm on December 15, 2008, 05:37:09 PM
My wife asked the same question and I will give you the same answer that I did her.  I don't need anything.  Of course that didn't fly very well.  Probably end up with a lump of coal.
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: peternap on December 15, 2008, 06:51:16 PM
Another year ;D
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: ScottA on December 15, 2008, 07:19:07 PM
Jeez Don lets aim high why don't we.

I'd like an M1A match rifle.

What I'll probly get is the bills for everyone elses gifts.  ???
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: MountainDon on December 15, 2008, 07:33:00 PM
Quote from: ScottA on December 15, 2008, 07:19:07 PM
Jeez Don lets aim high why don't we.

I don't mind pre-tested   ;)
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: Redoverfarm on December 15, 2008, 10:10:44 PM
Don you can have my bills.   They have already been pre-tested. ;D
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: sparks on December 15, 2008, 10:36:59 PM
Question #1.....a bailout


Question #2.......bailing someone else out



Humbug........sparks
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: NM_Shooter on December 15, 2008, 11:38:51 PM
What I would like:

(https://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q46/nm_longshot/remote.jpg)

What I deserve:

(https://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q46/nm_longshot/potato.jpg)
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: MountainDon on December 15, 2008, 11:41:02 PM
 rofl rofl rofl
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: Whitlock on December 15, 2008, 11:51:17 PM
Quote from: NM_Shooter on December 15, 2008, 11:38:51 PM
What I would like:

(https://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q46/nm_longshot/remote.jpg)







I want one of those ::)
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: sparks on December 16, 2008, 01:27:22 AM
I believe the batteries are dead in mine   d*

sparks
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on December 16, 2008, 09:51:51 AM
Q1:  I'd like to be done with all the house selling/buying business.  I'd like a little jersey cow.  A potted lemon tree would be nifty.  A  new pair of leather work gloves.  Maybe a pair of jeans that is actually long enough and doesn't have any holes...

Q2:  I don't know.  I sent DH to the mall the other day with a card we got in the mail to get a free pair of pearl earrings from a local jewelry store.  I told him not to buy anything (no purchase was necessary) but just get the earrings free and wrap them up and stick them under the tree and pretend it was his own idea.  He came back with a bag from the store after me telling him NOT TO BUY ANYTHING because of course that was the whole reason they offer the free earrings, just to get you in there so they can sell you something else.  He asked me before he went if they tried to sell him something, should he get earrings, a ring, a bracelet, or a necklace, and I told him that just because they want you to buy something doesn't mean you should.  I'm not a big jewelry person, especially since I have a baby who really likes necklaces and dangly earrings.  Anyway, he's a pushover. 
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on December 16, 2008, 10:02:52 AM
Oh, and I nearly forgot, I've been asking for a broadfork for the last four years, at least, but Santa must not have room in his sleigh or something ???
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: muldoon on December 16, 2008, 10:44:02 AM
I asked my wife to sew up 2 door snakes to help keep the drafts out of the the little shed I am working on.  Been really cold at nights in the country this year. 

If she could sew up a tractor or a backhoe I would have asked for that. 

new gloves sound nice too. 
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: sparks on December 16, 2008, 07:42:11 PM
Just got my big Christmas wish ...phone call

"Hi, Dad  I'm back home in the land of the free"

Tears...........


It's been three years.....



sparks
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: Redoverfarm on December 16, 2008, 07:47:09 PM
Hooraa   Sparks
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: StinkerBell on December 16, 2008, 09:20:51 PM
I would like my YOUTH back.
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: peternap on December 16, 2008, 09:24:45 PM
Quote from: Redoverfarm on December 16, 2008, 07:47:09 PM
Hooraa   Sparks

+1

I can't think of a better Christmas Gift Sparks (http://www.ilovehou.com/twonicknames/gifsite/july02/happydance.gif)
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: peternap on December 16, 2008, 09:32:31 PM
Quote from: StinkerBell on December 16, 2008, 09:20:51 PM
I would like my YOUTH back.

My gift to you Stinker......
My secret to youth is to walk backwards at least 2/3 of the day. That way you move back a little over 3 days a week. Be careful. If you go back beyond birth....who knows ???
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: sparks on December 17, 2008, 12:42:59 AM
Redover, Peternap

Thank you so much for the comments. The little guy flies into Chicago Friday. (little guy- 6 foot, 190lbs)

Gonna be a box full of kleenex moment.

I'll tell him about this web site.......he'll like it.
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: glenn kangiser on December 17, 2008, 02:14:14 AM
Quote from: StinkerBell on December 16, 2008, 09:20:51 PM
I would like my YOUTH back.

hmm Did you check Juvie, Stink?
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: NM_Shooter on December 17, 2008, 09:06:19 AM
Quote from: sparks on December 17, 2008, 12:42:59 AM
Redover, Peternap

Thank you so much for the comments. The little guy flies into Chicago Friday. (little guy- 6 foot, 190lbs)

Gonna be a box full of kleenex moment.

I'll tell him about this web site.......he'll like it.

This is great news.  We'll hope for a visit from him and a new user to say hello.
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on December 17, 2008, 11:40:06 AM
Sparks, I can't think of a better Christmas present either... that tops selling our house by far!
:)
Title: Re: What Would You Like From Santa This Year?
Post by: Sassy on December 18, 2008, 12:11:28 AM
How nice, Sparks!  Have a wonderful Christmas  :)