Insanity? Looks like fun though. You have to see this to believe it. I think the whole county looks forward to this event.
http://www.jldr.com/ohraces2002.html#peoples
That was pretty crappy, Frank. :)
here i sit all broken hearted
came to race but only farted
Quote from: muldoon on November 13, 2008, 11:27:15 PM
here i sit all broken hearted
came to race but only farted
Then I lost my traction through chili bowl turn,
But my competitive nature started to burn.
Made me mad, and wanted to shout,
But hit that turn and just "wiped" out.
Fumbled through the gears but hit number two,
and then the plan ripened... I knew what to do.
Down the stretch, I nailed on the gas,
It was a blast to go past fast.
My ears were ringing and My eyes were blurring,
It wasn't the thrill that had stomachs churning
Fueled on by bean salad, cabbage and beer.....
In the eyes of my opponents I saw nothing but fear.
I blew through the checkered flag,
and down through the street,
leaving a skid mark
that lasted for weeks.
The legend of that race will never grow old,
Shooter's gastro----intestinal powered commode.
hmm... I wonder if I need to write...Caution Bathroom Humor.... d*
I knew there was something wrong with the soda machine
when the water in the sump under the screen
was cloudy and murky and mossy and green
It probably was the most disgusting thing I'd ever seen
but paid for the Coke at McDonald's I'd done
so I had no other choice but take a chance with the runs
I swallowed the cheeseburger chunks - washed it down with the Coke
Headed for The Home Depot where I'd soon be broke
Standing in the tool crib talking with the girl clerk
I felt pangs in my stomach as the bacteria started to work
Soon started cramping the talking was done
I had but one choice - excuse myself and run
Clear across the Home Depot to the other side
around the end of the concrete and rebar and nails
I was flying through the Isles like a rocket on rails
Through the swinging door just past the pile of Homer's pails
into the smelly mans castle
belt flying, pants dropping, oh what a hassle
plopping my butt on the hungry facility
I tried to keep quiet to the best of my ability
the flusher was one of the automatic type
infrared sensor, boy was this getting ripe
a courtesy flush was the order of the day
cause if someone walked in I knew there'd be no way
I could leave without them knowing it was me
I wish I'd only gone in there to pee.
The jalapenos from lunch were burning a ring
come on Ice cream I said....God save the King
Sorry for that but that was yesterdays current events---true story....sorry ....sorry heh
Obviously there are not many Walter Miller fans here, Frank --- or maybe in the world. I couldn't get his new web page to come up so I guess we are only blessed with the old one.
Warning, some people who consider themselves normal may consider this sick.... [crz]
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Prairie/9179/walter.htm
and one of my favorites - the wedgie page
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Prairie/9179/wedgie.htm
Quote from: glenn kangiser on November 14, 2008, 02:39:58 AM
hmm... I wonder if I need to write...Caution Bathroom Humor.... d*
I knew there was something wrong with the soda machine
when the water in the sump under the screen
was cloudy and murky and mossy and green
It probably was the most disgusting thing I'd ever seen
but paid for the Coke at McDonald's I'd done
so I had no other choice but take a chance with the runs
I swallowed the cheeseburger chunks - washed it down with the Coke
Headed for The Home Depot where I'd soon be broke
Standing in the tool crib talking with the girl clerk
I felt pangs in my stomach as the bacteria started to work
Soon started cramping the talking was done
I had but one choice - excuse myself and run
Clear across the Home Depot to the other side
around the end of the concrete and rebar and nails
I was flying through the Isles like a rocket on rails
Through the swinging door just past the pile of Homer's pails
into the smelly mans castle
belt flying, pants dropping, oh what a hassle
plopping my butt on the hungry facility
I tried to keep quiet to the best of my ability
the flusher was one of the automatic type
infrared sensor, boy was this getting ripe
a courtesy flush was the order of the day
cause if someone walked in I knew there'd be no way
I could leave without them knowing it was me
I wish I'd only gone in there to pee.
The jalapenos from lunch were burning a ring
come on Ice cream I said....God save the King
Sorry for that but that was yesterdays current events---true story....sorry ....sorry heh
Look out Dr.Seuss