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Title: I am not insane
Post by: peternap on October 18, 2008, 07:48:28 PM
Bad hunting weekend. Rained all day Friday and even though I usually have good success with deer in light rain, it wasn't in the cards. Today was worse. I only saw two does way out of range.

So I came home. Next weekend is the Celtic festival and I am under orders from she who must be obeyed, to go :shock:

I looked at the news today and found this story:



PETERSBURG, VA (NBC12) - A Petersburg man finds himself behind bars accused of stealing food and cigarettes out of a stranger's car.

It happened Tuesday on East Washington Street.

Police say LaJuan Brown, 27, took the items out the front seat of a parked car while the owner of the vehicle, Leroy Murphy, was inside of a bank.

When Murphy exited the bank police say he jumped in his car, chased Brown, then hit Brown repeatedly.

Brown is charged with petty larceny.

Murphy is charged with simple assault and reckless driving.

This is where the Geezer forum comes in.....the fellow chased the theif and hit him repeatedly...
Well duh...back in my day (Love that old man talk) that would be a public service. Not any more, it's simple assault. The world has changed.  ???

That did it with the news, I looked at yesterdays stock market ...Damn, George Bush was talking again. Another flashback, first to George Bush senior saying "Read my lips, no new taxes" then further back to Richard Nixon saying "I am not a crook!"

Enough with that SH&t... I turned on a movie, American Graffiti. HMMMMMM, it had Harrison Ford in it, he was a baby. I just watched the new Indiana Jones movie and he was an old goat in it.

As I watched the movie, I realized that I was not insane, I am traumatized. I was jerked violently out of the 50's, when my whole life revolved around fast cars and large bosomed high school girls, to the Vietnam tainted college years and large bosomed college girls, when this country was about to split at the seams, to the late 70's and 80's and DISCO and large bosomed Flash Dancers,   [slap] Good God, who invented DISCO.

To inline muzzleloaders and compound crossbows.

And here I am, dousing myself with vanilla extract, hoping a bear will chase me.   [noidea'

Title: Re: I am not insane
Post by: StinkerBell on October 18, 2008, 08:02:08 PM
*snort*

Ok, I laughed so hard that made me snort.
Title: Re: I am not insane
Post by: sparks on October 18, 2008, 08:11:15 PM
I did notice you mentioned large bosoms three times, Peter.

You must be crazy about something.  :D
Title: Re: I am not insane
Post by: Redoverfarm on October 18, 2008, 09:24:01 PM
Peter you are not with the norm.  It is usually "when I was younger the girls had never blossomed the way that young girls do today". And I don't think it is the physical appearence it is just they are more confident at a younger age now than they were L o o o n g  ago and carry their body in a different manner. Make sense or am I just rambling on.  I thought so.
Title: Re: I am not insane
Post by: glenn kangiser on October 18, 2008, 09:29:52 PM
One of the benefits of Bovine Growth Hormone, John.
Title: Re: I am not insane
Post by: desdawg on October 18, 2008, 09:33:46 PM
I am not insane either. Crazy maybe, but not insane.
Title: Re: I am not insane
Post by: ScottA on October 18, 2008, 09:43:39 PM
You have to wonder when you feel compelled to "not admit" something like this. Though I do agree with the "large bosomed" part.  ;)
Title: Re: I am not insane
Post by: Redoverfarm on October 18, 2008, 09:54:45 PM
Peter maybe you are the norm. Like most which is a youth trapped in an older shell.  [frus]
Title: Re: I am not insane
Post by: glenn kangiser on October 18, 2008, 10:12:48 PM
My shell is cracked... [crz]
Title: Re: I am not insane
Post by: peternap on October 18, 2008, 10:45:59 PM
Warren Miller said in one of his movies;"There's a 14 year old boy trapped inside this aging body".

I think that's why Jane keeps using the word "Childish" ???