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Title: This explains it, from Blackhills Dave
Post by: peternap on September 10, 2008, 11:23:03 PM
thought I'd share an email from my brother


Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago,
witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens
aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered

up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:


Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F.Kerry
William J.Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E.Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

Title: Re: This explains it, from Blackhills Dave
Post by: glenn kangiser on September 10, 2008, 11:29:01 PM
Careful, Peter.  The SCLU will be on our case.  (Sheep Civil Liberties Union)

No self respecting sheep would breed with  relatives of any of the above low lifes.
Title: Re: This explains it, from Blackhills Dave
Post by: peternap on September 10, 2008, 11:59:32 PM
Quote from: glenn kangiser on September 10, 2008, 11:29:01 PM
Careful, Peter.  The SCLU will be on our case.  (Sheep Civil Liberties Union)

No self respecting sheep would breed with  relatives of any of the above low lifes.

I think they were raped! [slap]