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Title: Doctors vs Gunowners
Post by: peternap on August 25, 2008, 05:48:40 AM
Doctors vs Gunowners


Doctors



(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is

700,000.



(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are 120,000.


(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.


Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.
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Now think about this:

Guns



(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)


(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is
1,500.



(C) The number of accidental deaths
per gun owner is
.000188.



Statistics courtesy of FBI
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So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
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Please alert your friends
to this
alarming threat.



We must ban doctors

before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
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Out of concern for the public at large,
I withheld the statistics on

lawyers



for fear the shock would cause

people to panic and seek medical attention!



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Title: Re: Doctors vs Gunowners
Post by: glenn kangiser on August 25, 2008, 09:06:39 AM
Are there any laws against doctors walking around loaded? hmm
Title: Re: Doctors vs Gunowners
Post by: John_C on August 25, 2008, 09:30:39 AM
Quote from: glenn kangiser on August 25, 2008, 09:06:39 AM
Are there any laws against doctors walking around loaded? hmm

It's probably not necessary.  When loaded they tend to fall down.