I think jail would be the safest place for this person to be. Check out this for the story. Ignore the prelude but the story follows.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/07/23/pusateri.fl.dumb.criminal.wcjb
Hilarious. Nope, wasn't me! I just bought this cap about two hours ago (yeah... right before I tried to rob the bank using a note written on my personal check!)