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Title: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: MountainDon on July 11, 2008, 09:27:02 PM
Surprise in the mail. We filed a tax return for my MIL who passed away in January. Because of that, we on behalf of the estate,  received a $600 Stimulus check.   :o ::) 

Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: peternap on July 11, 2008, 09:35:41 PM
That's good! I was impressed today by how much they've helped the economy d*
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 12, 2008, 01:08:12 AM
I wouldn't mind being stimulated. [crz]
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: MountainDon on July 12, 2008, 01:40:06 AM
Well, if ya file your tax return and if all the number limits are not exceeded the government will stimulate you by USPS mail with a honest to goodness paper check or an electronic deposit.  :)  We got our jollies from 'em. I guess I could say our stimulus went into the shitter [toilet] ... the Sun-Mar.   ;D
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 12, 2008, 01:53:18 AM
That is really quite a throne-- I'll bet it is very stimulating, or at least enough that you won't want to fall asleep on it and fall off. [crz]
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: MountainDon on July 12, 2008, 01:56:07 AM
One quite naturally assumes quite a Regal pose when seated atop the Sun-Mar.  :)  I've asked K to find a crown that we can hang on a nail by the throne.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 12, 2008, 02:06:08 AM
They were giving them away free at Burger King. rofl
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: desdawg on July 12, 2008, 08:14:28 AM
My check came in the form of a credit against what I owed from last year. I paid the bill and got a refund of $7.17 after the fact. I couldn't even fill a gas can.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 12, 2008, 10:42:42 AM
That totally helped the economy.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: peternap on July 12, 2008, 12:01:15 PM
I don't get a check but I already have a Sun-Mar ;D
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: MountainDon on July 12, 2008, 01:22:51 PM
One step ahead of the crowd, Peter.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: muldoon on July 12, 2008, 06:58:08 PM
I wish I had a Sun Mar, the shovel is not doing it for me.   Maybe next year I'll get stimulated again and this will be a possibility.   Seriously, the shovel sucks. 
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: peternap on July 12, 2008, 07:03:03 PM
Quote from: muldoon on July 12, 2008, 06:58:08 PM
I wish I had a Sun Mar, the shovel is not doing it for me.   Maybe next year I'll get stimulated again and this will be a possibility.   Seriously, the shovel sucks. 

Make sure to get the one pint flush toilet, it's great! [cool]
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: sparks on July 13, 2008, 12:04:19 AM
 I won't be getting a stimulus check. Mtn Don mentioned something about numbers, etc.

Looks to me like I'm not eligable because I had a fairly good income year.

I could care less about 'their' bullcrap give away programs anyway.

I'm not dead yet!
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: MountainDon on July 13, 2008, 12:06:26 AM
And you weren't dead, sparks.  ;D   And I hope you stay that way.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 13, 2008, 12:17:14 AM
They have to take twice as much from you as they give back to you so you should be happy, Sparks. :)
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: sparks on July 13, 2008, 12:26:16 AM
Oh, yeah. I'm so happy I could just wiggle and pee all over myself like a little puppy dog!
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 13, 2008, 12:28:46 AM
That will come as you get older. [crz]
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: sparks on July 13, 2008, 12:38:27 AM
All toilet subjects aside,

My tax liabilities were over 20k last year. Double anything that ever happened before. And there might be a few here that wished that they only had to pay such a sum.

But that opened my eyes a bit to say the least. There are way, way too many people riding on the coat tails of the rest of us ........lost for words right now. I.E.......I am p(angry)issed. >:(
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: sparks on July 13, 2008, 12:46:37 AM
Quote from: glenn kangiser on July 13, 2008, 12:28:46 AM
That will come as you get older. [crz]

I'm not that far behind in years.....two or three? Been there, done that, a bit wiser now. ;)
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 13, 2008, 12:53:00 AM
57 here - I am currently older and wiser than Sassy --- she'll catch up on the 14th. ::)
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: sparks on July 13, 2008, 01:04:19 AM
Will be 54 shortly Glenn. Class of 72.

Working out of town until next Wednesday.

The wife keeps on talking about a stimulus check. Go figure.  HeHeHe
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 13, 2008, 01:09:39 AM
We were both class of 69.

I have to see their check for what it is - money that was illegally taken from the taxpayers already -- according to the internal revenue code.  Ask Ed Brown. :)
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: sparks on July 13, 2008, 01:23:12 AM
Quote from: glenn kangiser on July 13, 2008, 01:09:39 AM
We were both class of 69.

I have to see their check for what it is - money that was illegally taken from the taxpayers already -- according to the internal revenue code.  Ask Ed Brown. :)

Ah yes, 1969.....One small step for man.......

How times have changed in the last thirty years. I wonder if Neil Armstrong got a stimulus check?

Ed Brown probably got a differant kind of stimulus. [yuk] 

Oops.....nearly forty years!!
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 13, 2008, 02:10:18 AM
Funny -- when Neal was asked he didn't want to talk about it.

Oh -- we're talking about the check - not whether he actually set foot on the moon --- or a movie set. rofl.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: sparks on July 13, 2008, 02:44:37 AM
My apologies for any reference to the class of '69.

Or the events that occured that year. :(

So much for stimulus.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 13, 2008, 02:56:19 AM
No problem, Sparks -- It was a great year -- I was there.

It doesn't matter what somebody says it seems ---  I seem to be able to take it and twist it all out of proportion. d* rofl.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 13, 2008, 08:12:54 AM
This part of the moon landing always confused me though. hmm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgG5s28fvM8&NR=1

[rofl2]
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: Redoverfarm on July 13, 2008, 11:14:44 AM
sparks  I am like you.  Class of 72 was a good year for me as well.  Now if I can just figure out what I had done in the last 36 years.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: peternap on July 13, 2008, 11:21:56 AM
Quote from: Redoverfarm on July 13, 2008, 11:14:44 AM
Now if I can just figure out what I had done in the last 36 years.


I'm stumped on that too, Red! ???
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: desdawg on July 15, 2008, 08:05:34 AM
Quote from: glenn kangiser on July 13, 2008, 12:53:00 AM
57 here - I am currently older and wiser than Sassy --- she'll catch up on the 14th. ::)
You can let her catch up but if she passes you you gots a problem.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 15, 2008, 10:15:40 AM
rofl

I told her last night she need to learn more about maintaining the batteries and solar power so she'd know what to do after I'm dead. [rofl2]

Now we have a argument going about who gets to die first. d*
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: desdawg on July 15, 2008, 11:25:10 AM
When I was a Marine I was told to never volunteer for anything. Now you know why.  d*
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: Redoverfarm on July 15, 2008, 12:45:52 PM
Glenn I guess a belated Happy Birthday is due to Sassy.  My DW is the 15th. OH my gosh that's today.  No I didn't forget.

Don't worry about Sassy when you are gone.  I am sure she will find a good place to spend your insurance.  Maybe even hire someone to look after things. ;D
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: sparks on July 17, 2008, 12:07:28 AM
  Just got a letter from the feds today. I'm getting the 1200 dollar check!?!

Well, that will cover the cost of the new homeland security devices.....and a bit more.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 17, 2008, 01:18:40 AM
Quote from: Redoverfarm on July 15, 2008, 12:45:52 PM
Glenn I guess a belated Happy Birthday is due to Sassy.  My DW is the 15th. OH my gosh that's today.  No I didn't forget.

Don't worry about Sassy when you are gone.  I am sure she will find a good place to spend your insurance.  Maybe even hire someone to look after things. ;D

I hope she does well. ::)
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: desdawg on July 17, 2008, 07:47:02 AM
I am a little slow on the uptake Sparks. I just saw your message. I have been having trouble getting here lately. My link keeps taking me to the old forum and last night wouldn't take me anywhere at all. The page cannot be displayed message showed up. I guess I need to use another doorway in. I link to the index page. I was hearing someone yesterday in the media saying another stimulus is actually a tax increase. The Democrats like to make things sound good but when it comes down to it it's BS. Obama is going to fix everything in 4 years. I don't want to see that guy in office. I can't afford him. He hasn't a clue.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 17, 2008, 10:47:39 AM
desdawg, when you get on the proper main forum page and are logged in, copy the address at the top of your browser and save it as your new link then try it to be sure, then delete the old one.  That will bring you in, logged in at the start.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: desdawg on July 17, 2008, 01:33:01 PM
That is what I was doing Glenn but somehow it changed without me doing anything to it. I am trying it again.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 18, 2008, 02:10:22 AM
One of the mysteries of the modern computer.  Little computer gremlins.  :o
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: desdawg on July 18, 2008, 08:35:29 AM
It worked right this AM. Might have had something to do with Bernanke's testimony. Nope, those are stock market gremlins. Different kind.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: peternap on July 18, 2008, 05:34:12 PM
Most of what you saw was short covering Des.
There's a plan being tried that I'm starting to see. Nothing really underhanded or illegal but it seems to be working. The problem is it doesn't cure the problem, just prolongs the Big Bang.

Load up on popcorn and watch. :)
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: desdawg on July 18, 2008, 11:15:16 PM
It's pretty interesting to watch Peter. Oil dropped and Wells Fargo posted earnings. Now the financials are getting a shot in the arm from Wall Street. No big disasters reported. Oil stocks are off. Makes me wonder what is going to happen next. It has raised my awareness. I never watched this stuff before. I knew the market was illogical but to some people it makes perfect sense. Thus it must be Gremlins. Makes as much sense to me as my link here working intermittently. No wonder I have always been the odd man out. I am quickly getting back to the old buy and hold theory. I think Kenny Rogers said it best. Know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away and know when to run. It is hard to know these things short term.
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: peternap on July 19, 2008, 03:43:13 AM
Quote from: desdawg on July 18, 2008, 11:15:16 PM
It's pretty interesting to watch Peter. Oil dropped and Wells Fargo posted earnings. Now the financials are getting a shot in the arm from Wall Street. No big disasters reported. Oil stocks are off. Makes me wonder what is going to happen next. It has raised my awareness. I never watched this stuff before. I knew the market was illogical but to some people it makes perfect sense. Thus it must be Gremlins. Makes as much sense to me as my link here working intermittently. No wonder I have always been the odd man out. I am quickly getting back to the old buy and hold theory. I think Kenny Rogers said it best. Know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away and know when to run. It is hard to know these things short term.

Long is good now IMHO Des. This is an opportunity that few generations see.
If our economy survives and I still have some doubts, many of the stocks that have been falling stars, will survive and go higher than ever. The onlt question is, which ones?

It will take a few years though.

The next question is, when is enough...enough.

There are very few nice things about knowing your time is limited....but one is that you can say, I don't need to play this game anymore. My wife has enough money to live comfortably the rest of her life.

I don't need much to be happy. Just my trees and bears. I keep asking myself why I worry about this mess. The bad thing about smelling the roses is that they smell like a funeral parlor >:(
Title: Re: Even the Deceased Get a Fed Stimulus Check
Post by: desdawg on July 19, 2008, 09:02:21 AM
I have to say it has been an education. To think that our economy is based on the movements of a whole batch of people who's herd instinct kicks in based on rumor and inuendo. And these are the people that control large amounts of the money in this country and other countries. Spooky. I'm thinking long is good. I have never gone short. But I don't patronize the casino's either. I have a low tolerance for risk.