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Title: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: peternap on June 03, 2008, 10:26:15 AM
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

I hope!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/clinton

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Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: ScottA on June 03, 2008, 12:50:40 PM
I think you had enough coffee Peter. Remember Bobby K. It's not over till it's over.
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: StinkerBell on June 03, 2008, 02:22:29 PM
I think Peter has a secret crush on someone....heh
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: glenn kangiser on June 03, 2008, 07:41:50 PM
rofl
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: Daddymem on June 04, 2008, 05:09:16 AM
Doesn't look like she is dead quite yet...I didn't expect her to be dignified in a loss.  I think if she doesn't get picked to be Obama's veep candidate that we will see some...interesting tactics happen by her.  I hope he doesn't pick her, it has been far too many years with either the House of Bush or the House of Clinton in charge and their minions are still entrenched deep in government it will take years to exterminate their plague from power.  This election will suck, I don't like either of our candidates one single bit but at least it won't be a Bush or Clinton.
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: peternap on June 04, 2008, 06:07:44 AM
Quote from: Daddymem on June 04, 2008, 05:09:16 AM
Doesn't look like she is dead quite yet...I didn't expect her to be dignified in a loss.  I think if she doesn't get picked to be Obama's veep candidate that we will see some...interesting tactics happen by her.  I hope he doesn't pick her, it has been far too many years with either the House of Bush or the House of Clinton in charge and their minions are still entrenched deep in government it will take years to exterminate their plague from power.  This election will suck, I don't like either of our candidates one single bit but at least it won't be a Bush or Clinton.

You just summed up the entire political situation in this country. Not who to vote for...rather, who to vote against!

I don't think Obama (or Osama or whatever his name is) can win. No need to start a race war, but he's black and I don't think this country's ready for a black president. That will be the unspoken factor in this election.

That aside, he's insulted rural America and Gun owners already and that won't be forgotten. That alone will kill his chances. He admits he wants to raise taxes. Bright move in an economic cesspool.

The other side isn't much better though.

Where is Teddy Roosevelt when you need him?

As for Hillary,,,,,Drive a stake through her heart so she doesn't come back.

Whoever wins, will have a lot of trash to clean up from the last two Presidents and I don't think either side can do it.
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: glenn kangiser on June 04, 2008, 11:17:16 AM
If Osama chooses Hillary for a VP, he will constantly have to watch his back if he gets it.  Remember Vince Foster and many other accidents? hmm

She would be next in line.
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: John_C on June 04, 2008, 11:18:57 AM
Ok .. here is the scenario...

You are President Barak Obama.  VP  Hillary Rodham is one heartbeat away from the office she REALLY wants; your heartbeat. 

I'm thinking you wake up in the middle of every night wondering what really happened to Vince Foster.
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: John_C on June 04, 2008, 11:19:46 AM
Great minds think alike.  You type faster
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: glenn kangiser on June 04, 2008, 11:20:16 AM
That's the way I see it. :)
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: glenn kangiser on June 04, 2008, 11:21:27 AM
You can't be too slow if you run your mouth as much as I do. ::)
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: muldoon on June 04, 2008, 01:48:50 PM
no one likes a poor loser.  she is jeopardizing any political career she may ever have right now.  (not that I mind too much) 
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: John Raabe on June 04, 2008, 02:08:18 PM
The plan I heard is that if Obama chooses Hilliary for veep, then part of the deal is that Chelsy has to become Barack's food taster.
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: glenn kangiser on June 04, 2008, 02:09:54 PM
Hope she can remove bullets and do resurrections also. ::)
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: Daddymem on June 04, 2008, 02:17:40 PM
Let's see whom McCain picks for veep because that will likely be our president eventually.  Besides the fact that the Republicans need to be ousted (neither party should be in charge for too long IMHO), I think McCain died a long time ago and the old coot hasn't figured it out yet, he's a walking, sometimes talking corpse.  We're in a world of hurt if that guy gets in office; we'd be safer with Obama than him.  Obama would likely be a weak president and be able to cause the least damage.  (P.S. gun owners need to take a chill pill, I'm a gun owner and I wasn't offended in the least bit. It is the truth; we are hunkering down and clinging to what comforts us in these troubling economic times be it religion, spreading conspiracy theories, or arguing gun rights. Nobody was insulted, the media told us that we were insulted and some believed it.)  Not singling out support for Obama, but this was an event on that side I disagreed with, McCain has his own beauties too. 

I do believe you are right on the race issue though, I'm not sure the sex issue would have been any easier.

The other problem with Hillary as a veep is the dolt she married and all his clout, it would be like the three headed monster in office. 

I may sit this election out, there is no choice I could live with this time and I'm used to picking the lesser of two evils.  I don't like talking politics, I feel my opinions are often in the minority and not valuable,  but this race has too many times made my blood boil with the crap going on.
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: John_C on June 04, 2008, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: John Raabe on June 04, 2008, 02:08:18 PM
..... part of the deal is that Chelsy has to become Barack's food taster.

She'd probably get Bill to be Barak's food taster.  That way she could get a twofer.
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: John Raabe on June 04, 2008, 03:38:37 PM
I guess that means no White House dinners for me! [yuk]
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: peternap on June 04, 2008, 10:25:44 PM
A friend of mine got her picture campaigning:
http://www.chasingame.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=8571
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: glenn kangiser on June 04, 2008, 11:40:58 PM
Makes me want to get one of these.
(http://www.halfpricebob.com/uploads/Hillary%20Clinton%20NutCracker.jpg)

http://www.halfpricebob.com/index.php?page=4
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: John_C on June 05, 2008, 06:48:22 AM
I'll bet the creator of those thing is sorry she won't be the nominee.
Title: Re: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.
Post by: peternap on June 05, 2008, 10:09:04 AM
I may buy one just to stick pins into! [toilet]