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Title: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: MountainDon on March 12, 2008, 12:49:28 AM
A woman in Boulder Colorado, bastion of uber liberals, has been cited by the animal control department for having dyed her poodle pink.  :o She used beet juice, organic no less, to color the dog. She runs a hair salon and dyed the dog to promote breast cancer awareness. So now she has a date in court to fight off the potential $1000 fine. Nucking Futs!!

story HERE (http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2008/mar/10/boulders-pink-poodle-owner-ticketed/)

Court date put off to April 7th
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 12, 2008, 01:22:22 AM
...and people wonder why I'm anti-authoritarian...
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: Mommymem on March 12, 2008, 07:01:50 AM
Are you going to dye one of your animals pink now too Glenn? :)
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: ScottA on March 12, 2008, 07:14:43 AM
As soon as I saw Boulder, Co. I knew it was going to be stupid. People in Co. call Boulder 8 square miles surrounded by reality.
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on March 12, 2008, 08:01:55 AM
Shoot, I would've gone to jail a long time ago if I lived in Boulder... when I was a kid, I used to dye my dog green with food coloring and vinegar every St. Patrick's Day, just for the fun of it.  He loved the attention he got out of the deal.
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: peternap on March 12, 2008, 08:17:03 AM
Quote from: ScottA on March 12, 2008, 07:14:43 AM
As soon as I saw Boulder, Co. I knew it was going to be stupid. People in Co. call Boulder 8 square miles surrounded by reality.

Spruce Yuppies ! :)
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: tanya on March 12, 2008, 10:00:20 AM
I don't think that lady will be in any trouble after all no harm came to the dog.  I don't see anything worng with dying a dog with organic or otherwise non harmful dyes but spraypainting is out.  I thought about getting some Nice and Easy for a dog once that I was trying to save from animal control unfortunately they got wind of my plan and picked up the dog before I had a chance to change her identity.
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 12, 2008, 11:17:43 AM
Quote from: Mommymem on March 12, 2008, 07:01:50 AM
Are you going to dye one of your animals pink now too Glenn? :)

I was thinking of having Sassy spank me until I was pink and parade me around on a leash in downtown Boulder.  See if they could make something out of that. [crz]
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: Sassy on March 12, 2008, 11:29:39 AM
Glenn, you are right about  [crz] [crz] [crz] you need some more coffee  c*
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 12, 2008, 11:33:29 AM
Yeah -- before I give someone a bad mental picture... [crz]
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: John_C on March 12, 2008, 11:36:56 AM
Too Late   :-[
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: glenn kangiser on March 12, 2008, 12:06:18 PM
Sorry 'bout that. d* ;D
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: peternap on March 12, 2008, 04:43:18 PM
My MINDS EYE........is blind! [shocked] [shocked]
Title: Re: How's This For Stupid Law Enforcement
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on March 12, 2008, 09:35:12 PM
Quote from: glenn kangiser on March 12, 2008, 11:17:43 AM
Quote from: Mommymem on March 12, 2008, 07:01:50 AM
Are you going to dye one of your animals pink now too Glenn? :)

I was thinking of having Sassy spank me until I was pink and parade me around on a leash in downtown Boulder.  See if they could make something out of that. [crz]
Thing is there'd probably be no problem with the public nudity... it's the corporal punishment that they'd have a problem with... ::)