I'm five feet ten inches tall. I know that because my drivers license says so. My last physical (Which was a long time ago) says so. Everything says so.
I never look in a full length mirror. I suppose we have one but I have no idea where.
Well, I stopped at Eddie Bauer yesterday because Jane gave me a baby blue shirt to wear to a shoot and I hate baby blue shirts. I bought a respectable navy blue shirt and went in the changing room to put it on.
They had three full length mirrors. I honestly didn't recognize that short little old man in the mirror. ??? I guess I'm lucky I didn't shoot the mirror thinking it was a pervert.
When I got home, I backed up to a wall and made a mark. Damned if I haven't shrunk to 5.8 >:( >:( >:( >
What next? >:(
Don't feel too depressed Peter. It is a known fact that with age and gravity that you will decrease in heigth.
All you need is shorter friends and bigger clothes. Don't feel bad--my mirror never gets it right either. It needs an adjustment knob like the scale has. I know I weigh 192, so I stand on the scale and adjust it until it says 192.
I'm not losing hair.
My ballistic coefficient is improving.
Huh, do you happen to still have a hind end?
Mine moved upstairs to my lower back.
Makes it difficult to keep the pants up.
Nuthin' left down below but a six inch line and a tuft of hair....or so I've been told.
Yeah, those circus mirrors at the store......sideways is rather disturbing..........
Think I found your picture, Gary... just going from your description... that is you isn't it? [noidea'
(https://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy62/the_troglodyte/35280d1297091981-butt-lift-gone-wro.jpg)
Well, I don't have near the cleavage, but that hind end does look familiar.
(note to self: frequent Glenn's underground thread more often...seems his memory has failed him some)
Yeah Gary sort of makes you wonder. Is it coming or going. ;D
Yeah, seems good fauxto material somehow.
Looks to be photo shopped in some kinda role (roll?) reversal.
Good inspirational pic for the diet incentive deficient club, of which I'm not only a member........
And that apple fritter sitting in the lunch room has now lost it's appeal.
I do believe Glenn has done his job.
[rofl2]
(https://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy62/the_troglodyte/35280d1297091981-butt-lift-gone-wro.jpg)
Quote from: Gary O on September 20, 2012, 12:17:18 PM
Yeah, seems good fauxto material somehow.
back boobs are good for slow dancing.