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Title: This ain't funny
Post by: peternap on September 16, 2012, 05:00:49 PM
I'm five feet ten inches tall. I know that because my drivers license says so. My last physical (Which was a long time ago) says so. Everything says so.

I never look in a full length mirror. I suppose we have one but I have no idea where.

Well, I stopped at Eddie Bauer yesterday because Jane gave me a baby blue shirt to wear to a shoot and I hate baby blue shirts. I bought a respectable navy blue shirt and went in the changing room to put it on.

They had three full length mirrors. I honestly didn't recognize that short little old man in the mirror. ??? I guess I'm lucky I didn't shoot the mirror thinking it was a pervert.

When I got home, I backed up to a wall and made a mark. Damned if I haven't shrunk to 5.8 >:( >:( >:( >

What next? >:(
Title: Re: This ain't funny
Post by: Redoverfarm on September 16, 2012, 05:23:12 PM
Don't feel too depressed Peter.  It is a known fact that with age and gravity that you will decrease in heigth. 
Title: Re: This ain't funny
Post by: flyingvan on September 16, 2012, 06:43:36 PM
All you need is shorter friends and bigger clothes.  Don't feel bad--my mirror never gets it right either.  It needs an adjustment knob like the scale has.  I know I weigh 192, so I stand on the scale and adjust it until it says 192.
Title: Re: This ain't funny
Post by: NM_Shooter on September 16, 2012, 09:09:39 PM
I'm not losing hair. 

My ballistic coefficient is improving.
Title: Re: This ain't funny
Post by: Gary O on September 16, 2012, 09:17:23 PM
Huh, do you happen to still have a hind end?
Mine moved upstairs to my lower back.
Makes it difficult to keep the pants up.

Nuthin' left down below but a six inch line and a tuft of hair....or so I've been told.

Yeah, those circus mirrors at the store......sideways is rather disturbing..........
Title: Re: This ain't funny
Post by: glenn kangiser on September 17, 2012, 11:08:56 PM
Think I found your picture, Gary... just going from your description... that is you isn't it?  [noidea'










(https://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy62/the_troglodyte/35280d1297091981-butt-lift-gone-wro.jpg)
Title: Re: This ain't funny
Post by: Gary O on September 20, 2012, 11:00:28 AM
Well, I don't have near the cleavage, but that hind end does look familiar.
(note to self: frequent Glenn's underground thread more often...seems his memory has failed him some)
Title: Re: This ain't funny
Post by: Redoverfarm on September 20, 2012, 11:08:12 AM
Yeah Gary sort of makes you wonder.  Is it coming or going.  ;D
Title: Re: This ain't funny
Post by: Gary O on September 20, 2012, 12:17:18 PM
Yeah, seems good fauxto material somehow.
Looks to be photo shopped in some kinda role (roll?) reversal.
Good inspirational pic for the diet incentive deficient club, of which I'm not only a member........

And that apple fritter sitting in the lunch room has now lost it's appeal.
I do believe Glenn has done his job.
Title: Re: This ain't funny
Post by: glenn kangiser on September 20, 2012, 09:34:06 PM
[rofl2]
Title: Re: This ain't funny
Post by: muldoon on September 23, 2012, 02:43:30 PM
(https://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy62/the_troglodyte/35280d1297091981-butt-lift-gone-wro.jpg)
Quote from: Gary O on September 20, 2012, 12:17:18 PM
Yeah, seems good fauxto material somehow.

back boobs are good for slow dancing.