88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/36910614.html (http://www.komonews.com/news/local/36910614.html)
Yep, I saw that. Hope she had a real strong grip. :o
I can just picture granny squeezing with one hand. Hitting the guy on the head with a magazine while scolding him.
TAKE THAT YA NO GOOD FER NOTHING!!!