But I will anyway ;D
A friend sent me this email while I was enjoying lunch and I nearly spit my delicious meal on my keyboard.
Subject: FW: The Candy With The Little Hole (UNCLASSIFIED)
The Candy With The Little Hole
Lifesavers.jpg
This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.
The children began to identify the flavours by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!