I need some serious cold water therapy.
I love to fish (even more than I like to shoot). Nothing better than sneaking up a stream waving a stick and creating a hazard to anything within 50 feet (except, it seems... fish). Living in the desert leaves a lot to be desired. Right now all my streams are getting gorged with runoff, and the snow impedes access anyway.
I've taken to looking at my goldfish pond and seeing if I can find a hatch going on. I think that I can get a rise or two using a #16 Blue Wing Olive. The scary part is that my neighbors would not even look twice. They have seen weirder things on this lot.
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Sorry... first thing I thought of.. :)