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Sassy

I got this from my 83 y/o friend - he got it from a blonde friend...

            A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLONDE IN

            ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS

            SECTION AND SITS DOWN.


            THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS

            TO SEE HER TICKET.


            SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY

            CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.


            THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M B LONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M

            GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.'


            THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS

            THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE

            BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN

            ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.



            THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO

            EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY

            SHE W ILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.


          THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M

            GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HER E.'


            THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD

            HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST

            THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.


            THE PILOT SAYS, 'YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL

            HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.'


            HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,

            AND SHE SAYS, 'OH, I'M SORRY.' AND GETS UP AND GOES

            BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..


            THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND

            ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT

            ANY FUSS.

            'I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO '
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Homegrown Tomatoes

That one's great!:D


MountainDon

Just because something has been done and has not failed, doesn't mean it is good design.

Homegrown Tomatoes

OUCH!  SOME OF THOSE HAD TO HURT!

apaknad

yep, that's funny!! ;D
unless we recognize who's really in charge, things aren't going to get better.


Homegrown Tomatoes

Computer Dependency Test

Here's a quick test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers.
 
Q: Are you male or female?

To find out the answer, look down
































...     .........................  Look down, not scroll down!

glenn kangiser

Crimoney --- that was scary.....




















I better get dressed. [crz]
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glenn kangiser

"President Bush is dispatching Vice President Dick Cheney to Georgia, setting up a high-ranking diplomatic mission to an ally reeling from a short, intense war.

The White House announced Monday that Cheney will head abroad on Sept. 2 for stops in Azerbaijan, Georgia, Ukraine and Italy.

The vice president's office described Cheney's trip only in the broadest terms, saying Bush wants his No. 2 to consult with key partners on matters of mutual interest. "


I don't know which is funnier - Bush calling Cheney his No. 2 or Bush thinking his No. 2 can talk.
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Redoverfarm

He has to so something to take up his idle time between now and Jan 1 instead of shooting people.


ScottA

Does this circus ever end?

glenn kangiser

Sometimes current events are funnier than humor. [crz]
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Redoverfarm

I finally found the light switch plates for my cabin.





glenn kangiser

Quote from: Alasdair on August 26, 2008, 02:51:01 PM


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/north_yorkshire/7448006.stm

Al, that looks like one happy pig. 

There is a farmer here who has a pet pig they keep in the house -- very clean and covers itself with a blanket when it goes to sleep.
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glenn kangiser

Quote from: Redoverfarm on August 26, 2008, 02:26:47 PM
I finally found the light switch plates for my cabin.





John , I don't know if I'd want to grab hold of that to flick it up and down or not. [crz]
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ScottA



Must have been a good party.

glenn kangiser

Ahhhh -- to be able to sleep in in the morning.
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Redoverfarm

I couldn't sleep with my shoes on. ;D

glenn kangiser

You got that right --what was he thinking? hmm
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Drew






"If the light stays on for more than four hours, seek an electrician's attention.


Redoverfarm


muldoon

Children's Science Exam

You just have to love these children!!!!
Children's Science Exam

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


John Raabe

#447
Art Linkletter is rolling in his grave!  rofl rofl rofl

Also, thanks to Drew & Redover for the enlightening graphic! (Would you mind turning that light off for me?)
None of us are as smart as all of us.

Sassy

  rofl rofl rofl  thanks for my morning laugh!
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apaknad

very cute, like art linkletters old show. :)
unless we recognize who's really in charge, things aren't going to get better.