10 Points to ponder

Started by johnecash, September 04, 2011, 09:22:35 PM

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 Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2011

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for
a day, teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky....
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal....

And The Number 1 Thought For 2011 :
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow". ;)

-J.C.-

Woodsrule

I agree with all of these points.  And.. they are funny rofl