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Title: Breakin Ground
Post by: StinkerBell on April 15, 2008, 04:04:42 PM
We are actually putting up a building.....
We decided to have a two story metal building put up.
The shell will be built by a builder. We will do all the other work, including the inner up stairs framing.
It is a 36 x 36 building.
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on April 15, 2008, 04:19:20 PM
cool beans, stink.  Is it to live in, a barn, or what?

My dad built his house... he's a steel construction worker and built a three bay garage and a 26' by 36' addition to their house out of random scraps from his last several jobs.  I thought building it on the house was a little nuts at first, but it is a really cool addition, and turned out to look really nice, too. (That is, after someone helped him match the paint on the roof... he is color blind and had painted half of it green and about half of it red.)
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: StinkerBell on April 15, 2008, 05:40:52 PM
We plan to make the whole upstairs our living area. Also have a large laundry/bathroom downstairs and a office. The rest of the downstairs will be the garage. its costing about 20.00 a sq foot for them to build. But we will need to do all the insulation, electrical, plumbing and any inner walls we want to divide the upstairs. Oh yes and we will need to put a slab in too. Cool thing is, we do not have to do any out side painting...whoo hoo!
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: MountainDon on April 15, 2008, 05:44:11 PM
No outside painting... VERY NICE. I don't like painting, especially second stories.

Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: StinkerBell on April 15, 2008, 05:46:51 PM
MtDon,

It is not the fall that scares me, its the hitting the ground that terrifies me.
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: peternap on April 15, 2008, 05:49:23 PM
Quote from: StinkerBell on April 15, 2008, 05:46:51 PM
MtDon,

It is not the fall that scares me, its the hitting the ground that terrifies me.

No one lives forever! :)
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: StinkerBell on April 15, 2008, 05:56:51 PM
**chuckle***
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: Redoverfarm on April 15, 2008, 05:57:53 PM
Yeah but Don you do such a fine job at it. ;)
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: glenn kangiser on April 16, 2008, 12:01:22 PM
Sounds great, Stink.  When do we start?  Photos of the complete process, please. :)
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: StinkerBell on April 16, 2008, 12:45:30 PM
indeed!

I forgot to implement my rule....

I have in the pass implemented the rule that butt crack is not allowed.

This one guy who did our concrete was so entertained by my demand he decided to have some fun. He wore a pair of painters bib pants/farmers pants. Of course with those straps going up and over the shoulder you can see anything....he wore no shirt under it and informed me he had no undies on. He pointed out that I can't see his crack but now I know he ain't wearing anything under his pants. The he laughed most of the afternoon at me. Gotta admit that was funny and very cheeky.
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: Homegrown Tomatoes on April 16, 2008, 01:25:14 PM
"cheeky" indeed. ;D
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: Redoverfarm on April 16, 2008, 04:50:07 PM
Get some duct tape.


(https://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd161/redoverfarm/scenes/country%20plans/dicttape.jpg)
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: ScottA on April 16, 2008, 04:54:14 PM
I always wondered this...is it duct tape or duck tape?  ???
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: MountainDon on April 16, 2008, 05:06:05 PM
The tape is officially called DUCT tape.

There is a company called DUCK Products and even they call their tape DUCT tape.
http://www.duckproducts.com/
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: StinkerBell on April 16, 2008, 06:36:52 PM
That pic is my worse fear!

[scared]
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: BiggKidd on April 16, 2008, 06:43:08 PM
Quote from: Redoverfarm on April 16, 2008, 04:50:07 PM
Get some duct tape.


(https://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd161/redoverfarm/scenes/country%20plans/dicttape.jpg)

  I wonder wether they used duck tape or duct tape. Duct tape is much higher quality than duck tape.

Larry
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: MountainDon on April 16, 2008, 06:49:47 PM
I feel the real question should be, "Why?".
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: glenn kangiser on April 16, 2008, 07:21:38 PM
I have seen real "Duck" tape also -- even called "Duck" tape.

Hey Stink -- remember Fred? hmm
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: StinkerBell on April 16, 2008, 07:25:45 PM
Fred, name sounds familiar......
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: glenn kangiser on April 16, 2008, 07:31:54 PM
Need a reminder?

https://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/glennkangiser/P1000344.jpg
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: muldoon on April 16, 2008, 07:53:38 PM
Quote from: StinkerBell on April 15, 2008, 04:04:42 PM
We are actually putting up a building.....
We decided to have a two story metal building put up.
The shell will be built by a builder. We will do all the other work, including the inner up stairs framing.
It is a 36 x 36 building.

congratulations strinkerbell, that's awesome.  We are looking at doing a similar thing and still trying to decide what makes the most sense as well.  Are you planning any roof extensions?  Not to distract from the crack discussion but I am curious, what is your plan for plumbing/septic/drains? 

For context, we are looking at 24'x24' metal building with a 24'x30' extension all under a single gable.  That gives a 24x54 slab with only half of it "boxed" in but all of it under a single roof.  We plan to do all interior and finish work as well.  I am still trying to work out some of the planning and details and would like to hear how you guys are thinking of approaching it. 
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: glenn kangiser on April 16, 2008, 08:18:43 PM
We used to take a building and move the endwall to the inside then put the rigid frame outside to have the open area.  Endwalls are only made to support half a span so for snow load you would need to double up the support columns to make it strong enough for the center in place of the rigid frame - from an engineering stand point.

You would need some extra framing, calculating and probably field welding but we did do it.
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: StinkerBell on April 16, 2008, 08:24:05 PM
I will try to get NetHog in here to explain it in a clear vocabulary. I tend to call thing doohickies and thingofmcbobers. NetHog has this wonderful husband ability to interpret my language. Plus he has his engineer background and speaks like 7 different geek languages.




[cool]
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: NetHog on April 16, 2008, 09:32:35 PM
:confused

Stink said to come in here and "explain"

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to explain?

Stink's fear of buttcrack?
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: glenn kangiser on April 16, 2008, 09:48:37 PM
That would do for a start. [crz]
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: NetHog on April 18, 2008, 01:27:58 AM
Well, I did some study, read a few volumes on social behavior, talked to the dogs, sung to the fish, flew with the birds... but nobody could explain to me this obsession of Stink's.

I guess we'll never know
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: glenn kangiser on April 18, 2008, 08:25:52 AM
Possibly she could be cured of it by a large overexposure. hmm
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: NetHog on April 18, 2008, 12:02:36 PM
I keep trying, but it doesn't seem to be working.
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: StinkerBell on April 18, 2008, 12:07:27 PM
The thread has just emotionally scared me. d*
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: glenn kangiser on April 18, 2008, 09:54:23 PM
I'm afraid you're going to have to toughen up there, young lady.

Many construction workers don't have a lot of experience with suspenders.
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: StinkerBell on April 19, 2008, 04:10:33 PM
It is the real America on Crack.
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: considerations on April 19, 2008, 07:31:58 PM
Wow, Glenn, I can barely handle the suspense!....is there an "after" pic?  Hope springs eternal!
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: glenn kangiser on April 20, 2008, 03:35:04 AM
We could never get Fred to wear suspenders.  PEG was going to take up a collection I believe.

I do have a classic picture of him in front of the closed circuit security video camera on the  Costco Job if you would like that posted here.
Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: NetHog on April 20, 2008, 12:06:22 PM
You know I'm from England originally right?

http://www.effingpot.com/clothing.shtml (look at the cartoon at the top)

Title: Re: Breakin Ground
Post by: glenn kangiser on April 21, 2008, 01:11:33 AM
I guess this has a whole different meaning for you, eh?, Hog. ;D

I don't think we'd get Fred into those either tho he has been known to get into a few. hmm