Fauxtos

Started by Gary O, August 23, 2011, 09:55:43 PM

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Gary O

Actually, gonna be gone all weekend, so.........


MILD KINGDOM

The plight of the praying mantis




....and back to ursus


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Sassy

 rofl  keep em coming  heh 

Have a great weekend!  Glenn gets to finally come home Friday - Monday  :)
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Gary O

#27
Oh, they be a comin'

You guys take care...and don't hurt yourselves now

My bride and I are headin' to the cabin in 15 min
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waggin

These are really fun!  Is it ok to share/repost them?

Thanks
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Gary O

Quote from: waggin on September 03, 2011, 03:11:42 PM
These are really fun!  Is it ok to share/repost them?

Thanks


Sure, I have no hold on 'em.
Keep in mind, I found the pictures on the web...s-o-o-o-o......

I find it fun to grab, frame, and add fractured verbiage.
It's a way of clearing the mind after (or during) a day of mental sludge.

I'm sure there are some really creative thinkers out there that just haven't dabbled.
If anyone needs a gentle nudge on the technical side to get started, a PM is most welcome.
Believe me, if I can do it anyone with two fingers can.
Eveyone has the free paint program (I'm pretty sure).
As far as creating verbiage, there's no help in regard to my mental state.

I have given thought to the idea of instilling image memory by creating posters with ones like the pandas and their mental process capabilities, for an educational aid application.

Here's one I'm toying with on a commercial slant:




Then I fall out of the mainstream with the likes of these types (with real people):

or


notice     'fool'    s/be possessive and    'tool'    s/be plural...I got tired 'cause it wasn't that good anyway....
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glenn kangiser

Good stuff, Gary......not much over a PG there IMO....

I always got a kick out of this old joke, but some say I'm a bit sick.. not that I condone it but just the word play is a bit funny... [waiting]




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Gary O

SEE!
That's just great stuff! (IMO)....'walks into a club' [rofl2].......
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"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

glenn kangiser

A little caper my dogs pulled off a few years back..........





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Gary O

Dogs in cars....classic.
Great caps Glenn.

Here's one I did a year or so ago.
Weimars have been great subjects of human depiction, but bull dogs have a corner all their own......

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"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

glenn kangiser

Spike is an American Bulldog.... big, and excitable but a good boy....

There is an old saying - don't rightly know what it means.....  [waiting]



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Gary O

'Spike', what a cutie


fauxto of the day
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"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

fauxto of the day

Actually, set me up with a jar of peanut butter, a spoon, and a dog, and my afternoon is pretty much all mapped out...
I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

Found this rather unique composition on the web a year or so ago, so just had to frame/cap
wife sez, 'Hey, wait a minute, that looks too much like you....and izzat the cap I knitted?'
Hey, that was one tough girl scout fourth grader I'll tell ya

fauxto of the day



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Gary O

#39
fauxto of the day

Scorpions make the greatest pets.
(note: this is absolute fiction...but yet so vivid in my mind)
Had a few as a child. I say 'a few' cause they'd just disappear from time to time when I brought 'em in the house.
I called my first one Tippy, cause if you reached yer hand out to pet him, he'd reach out with his magical tippy tail and touch your finger.
I call it magical cause if you say, stubbed yer toe, or had a tooth ache, one touch of his tail, and those pains would jus disappear!
The swellin' and itchin' of yer finger would go away too, in only a few days.
Curly only hung around for a day after introducing him to dad. Guess dad was too intimidating, what with all his jumping and hanging on the curtain rod an' all...and I guess his screaming probably hurt Curly's ears.
However Scorpy was my last, and very favorite. He'd jus curl up in my shoe at night, and there he'd be in the morning...tail a wiggling like a happy little scorpi dog.
One morning I brought him to breakfast.
Mom took a shine to him right away, and decided to play tennis with him using her pancake flipper for a tennis racket.
I jus set my chin on my arms at the corner of the table, watchin' the action.
Only thing is, I forgot to tell Scorpy of her killer first serve.


Here's Scorpy, pre tennis career:
I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Sassy

I always liked that picture   [rofl2] rofl heh
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rick91351

One thing about that....You would only have to out run one person off the green.....  Myself I would put my money on the guy in the dark sweater not looking back....  The guy with the dark pants does not stand a chance....  His feet are glued to the ground.  The guy in the lead is all tangle foot.....  Really the guy with the dark sweater.... unless they trip him with a club....  But the guy in the dark sweater looks like his is going to trip up the guy in the lead sort of like field hockey or real hockey.....
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Gary O

Actually, the guy on the extreme left looks like a clone of my retired boss.....same build, same serious countenance, same stance after missing his third putt (preparing to break his putter)....I always called his second putt his approach shot.
Come to think about it, Rick, it could be him, and he's the only one unaware of Yogi

Yeah, bears have been quite popular on the web.

Here's a couple I'm sure you'll recognize:

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"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

considerations

We "only" have black bears on the Olympic Peninsula, but wouldn't you know it, it is the mountain goats that are threatening and killing people.  Stranger than fiction.


rick91351

Proverbs 24:3-5 Through wisdom is an house builded; an by understanding it is established.  4 And by knowledge shall the chambers be filled with all precious and pleasant riches.  5 A wise man is strong; yea, a man of knowledge increaseth strength.

Gary O

#46
Quote from: considerations on September 11, 2011, 10:30:51 AM
We "only" have black bears on the Olympic Peninsula, but wouldn't you know it, it is the mountain goats that are threatening and killing people.  Stranger than fiction.
Yeah, only seen two blackies in the wild here, and that's about 37 yrs of travelin' the bush. Plenty of sign in berry country, specialy huckleberries, but they are quite shy, usually.
Mouintain goats?! go figure

Rick
excellent vids...love a good commercial
I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

fauxto of the evening
I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson