Fauxtos

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Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson


Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

rick91351

Sort of reminds of my cooking phase.....  I turned into a great cook, but the baker from hell......

I found out flour hates me....... as does baking powder.....  baking soda ...... baking pans .....  oh the list goes on and on.

No its not chocolate cake.... its brownies...... ya thats right... brownies.... Can't you tell.... flatter than last nights quiche......   

Proverbs 24:3-5 Through wisdom is an house builded; an by understanding it is established.  4 And by knowledge shall the chambers be filled with all precious and pleasant riches.  5 A wise man is strong; yea, a man of knowledge increaseth strength.


MushCreek

Jay

I'm not poor- I'm financially underpowered.

Gary O

HAH! Now THAT made me LOL
I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

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Quote from: rick91351 on August 02, 2013, 11:33:23 PM
Sort of reminds of my cooking phase.....  I turned into a great cook, but the baker from hell......

I found out flour hates me....... as does baking powder.....  baking soda ...... baking pans .....  oh the list goes on and on.

No its not chocolate cake.... its brownies...... ya thats right... brownies.... Can't you tell.... flatter than last nights quiche......   
Me too!
During that time I saw water boil.....once.

Cake
turns out you have to have some things...like yeast, maybe....and know the difference 'tween baking powder and soda (seven up is not baking soda) to make something that resembles cake.
Brownies??! Damn, yer good.
Chocolate rock candy is wunna my specialties....

Things I've learned in the kitchen:

Salt and sugar look alike
There's flour, then there's powdered milk
Hot oil tends to ignite
Blackened bacon does not taste as good as it sounds
You cannot grill the green out of old meat
There is no blue food
What goes up usually stays on the ceiling
Wimin tend to look up rather soon after whatever went up
Doing the dishes does not consist of putting them in the oven
Syrup does not 'make anything taste better'
Molasses and whiskey is not syrup
A block of cream cheese and a bottle of sriracha does not 'the world's best chip dip' make.
27 minutes on the hopper, finally straining out a lone fiery sinister log the length of yer arm, causing you to involuntarily sit straight up while its making it's now unstoppable self-propelled exit, is indisputable testament.

There's other 'keys to cooking' but I can't remember....been a while since I was let near the stove.


I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson


Gary O

might as well load a few

3...AM


meeting hell prep


improvise


mother's day of days


whud I say
I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

time....sheeesh, seems like just yesterday it was today.....a few more posters







I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

one more

I do love these

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson


Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

MushCreek

I don't often comment, but I'm a big fan of the Fauxto's- keep 'em comin'!
Jay

I'm not poor- I'm financially underpowered.

Gary O

Hey Jay, yeah I need to be more attentive.
Used to be daily, now I'm lucky if I post once a week.
Wrapping up some loose ends before I retire is my excuse.

Thank you pard
I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson


Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

Gary O

I'm enjoying all that I own, the moment.

"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." Emerson

rick91351

Proverbs 24:3-5 Through wisdom is an house builded; an by understanding it is established.  4 And by knowledge shall the chambers be filled with all precious and pleasant riches.  5 A wise man is strong; yea, a man of knowledge increaseth strength.

MushCreek

Jay

I'm not poor- I'm financially underpowered.