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Off Topic => Off Topic - Ideas, humor, inspiration => Topic started by: Sassy on July 08, 2011, 06:53:21 PM

Title: Why men die 1st
Post by: Sassy on July 08, 2011, 06:53:21 PM
Check out the pictures on this link  d*

http://www.rense.com/DieFirst.html
Title: Re: Why men die 1st
Post by: Windpower on July 08, 2011, 07:13:18 PM

And none of them were wearing safety --- erm  -- pink safety ---uumm   vests like Glenn
Title: Re: Why men die 1st
Post by: ScottA on July 09, 2011, 10:08:35 AM
what?  ???
Title: Re: Why men die 1st
Post by: John Raabe on July 09, 2011, 11:31:16 AM
Great photo link Sassy!

Is this natures way of culling the herd?
Title: Re: Why men die 1st
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 09, 2011, 05:12:28 PM
There is no substitute for being safe on the job.... [waiting]

I may not be able to wear a flammable chartreuse safety vest, but I can certainly remain safe in traffic with this fine 100% safe 100% cotton Hot Pink safety gear.

(https://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy62/the_troglodyte/machineproofsafetygear.jpg)
Title: Re: Why men die 1st
Post by: IronRanger on July 11, 2011, 09:43:24 PM
Is that a bikini or undergarments, Glenn?

I'm about to be offended.  Where's a mod when I need one?

;D

Title: Re: Why men die 1st
Post by: glenn kangiser on July 11, 2011, 10:23:47 PM
Genuine JC Penny's brand spankin' new Bikini.....

Safety gear that is guaranteed to work because I tested it.   Everyone knew where I was ...

I personally know one of the Government officials in Botswana who has seen and inquired about that Bikini and if I was still safe because of it.... I am world famous......


QuoteFrom Seeng Manne....... "Wow!! Glen Thats so cute. I feel sorry for you but you have to comply, thats the safety standards!!!! Funny---- Haaah, like the color"
Title: Re: Why men die 1st
Post by: MushCreek on July 12, 2011, 03:52:44 PM
Little known fact- all of the men in those photos were doing something their wife asked them to do....... d*
Title: Re: Why men die 1st
Post by: muldoon on July 12, 2011, 05:19:43 PM
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.
If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.
If you cry ... you're a wimp.
If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination.
If she asks you ... it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert.
If you don't ... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.
If you don't ... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain.
If you don't ... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers ... you're after something.
If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself.
If you don't ... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache ... she's tired.
If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.
If you don't ... there must be someone else.

So: Why do men die first? Because they want to.